Something Weird is Happening

Boogie came over to this world from another dimension, so it’s hard to understand a lot of his properties since sometimes there are things about him that simply don’t have an equivalent in this dimension.

For the most part though, the mushrooms seem to be a suped-up magical version of the slime fungus I’m made of (or more accurately I’m some watered-down version of his mushrooms). They can eat literally anything and use its mass and energy to propagate itself. There’s no way to know if this is the result of an extremely powerful acid (like myself) or something more magical. There’s no physical way to contain a sample and they seem to all disappear whenever boogie leaves. They do leave behind some excellent fertilizer though, with extreme magical properties.

it’s those midnight monster boys you swoon over but how they look in real life:

Everything we learned in cars 1? fuck it.

McQueen can bully anyone he wants especially the son of the car from the first movie that was his rival.

Millennials bullying McQueen is CROSSING THE LINE.

McQueen’s wife is a worrying nag who doesn’t know what she’s talking about.

the “bad guy” behaves exactly how McQueen did in the first movie but he’s the bad guy and this is unforgivable behavior.

The managers of his sponsorship brand selling it while the business was on top and leaning over an inevitable fall that would follow the retirement of McQueen (a smart business decision which they could easily retire on) is a BAD THING. because that means CHANGE.

New manager of the McQueen brand planning on expanding the market reach to other products and demographics is a BAD THING. because that means CHANGE.

Son of the blue car gets continually bullied by literally everyone and this is funny. this isn’t addressed nor is he redeemed.

Stretching and flexibility exercise for a professional athlete BAD THING. (in the typical DANCE and YOGA are STUPID fashion)

fuck using state of the art training equipment we’re gonna keep training on DIRT because that’s the way the OLD PEOPLE did it and millennials don’t know what outside is and can’t go two feet without their fancy technology. even though the track we’re going to be driving on is asphalt so all the specialty techniques and training we’re focusing on exclusively for dirt roads is useless and also wasting time.

despite accidentally getting them roped into a literal cage death match the millennial wins, further solidifying McQueen’s disparity and that was Bad Of Her.

the narrative vaguely implies that McQueen’s current pity fit over getting old is literally somehow comparable to the struggles of racism and sexism.

side note: the cars universe has racism and sexism.

Girl car millennial who was nice to McQueen and learned the value of the good ol’days is the victor over the bad millennial who doesn’t respect the old ways.

New manager who attempted to reason with McQueen to retire while he was on top and expand his brand market however possible is punished for his insubordination by the narrative.