SPOOKY FREAKS ARE FOR SMOOCHING

Christine

• You found her put up for sale at some yard, rusting and well-aged. You buy her, intending to restore her - but you get much more than that.

• She loves affection, so be prepared to give her all you got

• Playing music is her love language - especially old romantic songs

• She can be mean when she wants - but never to you

• She's a natural femme fatale, and she knows exactly how to seduce you

• She's intensely jealous

• She'll let you wash her, fix her, take care of her. In return, she'll take care of you

Herbie

• The first thing you think when you get this car is "this thing is messed up".

• This is correct, because Herbie is driving well over the speed limit and doing things that shouldn't be logically possible.

• He likes fun, and he'll jump at any opportunity to impress you

• He loves affection - he follows you around like a lost puppy, waiting for you to give him some reassuring touches

• He'll drive you to a beautiful isolated spot, where you can both enjoy the view

• He likes a person who enjoys the fast life

• He's competitive, so any potential threats to your relationship will find themselves facing his (very unintimidating) fury

Duel Truck (a.k.a Daisy Duke)

• You found this old beast at a junkyard, parts caved in, as though she had fallen from a great height. Despite her weak appearance, though, she's nothing but.

• Out of all the cars on this list, she's the meanest

• She's also the grumpiest - letting out huffing growls and lazy sighs when it's time to hit the road

• At first she was threatened by the affection you gave her

• But as your relationship's grown, she's come to like it

• She's exceptionally lazy. She likes to sleep under the sun like some desert lizard

• If anyone upsets her on the road, she'll take the lead

KITT

• You're an assigned spy, working for Knight Industries. This company takes precautions, though - and hands you their most technologicaly advanced vehicle yet.

• KITT is fast, smart, and quick witted. Expect a snarky joke every now and then

• He's sassy, and not afraid to let his opinions known. He's looking for someone similar to debate and (affectionately) argue with.

• He's not so affectionate than he is sarcastic

• Loves it when you touch his hood sweetly

• Quiet drives and long conversations at night will get him sweet-talking, though

• Likes to show off his skill

• Loves attention - and is somewhat jealous

• expect lots of fast food and greasy burgers as dinner dates. Spy's gotta eat.

• He worries about you getting hurt on missions

• Somewhat needy. He's confident and respects himself, but likes to stay by your side

The Car (1977)

• You got more than you bargained for when you decided to praise this seemingly abandoned automobile parked on a dusty desert roadside leading into the small town you intended to visit. (Unbeknownst to you, he was lying in wait for a victim... That could've nearly been you.) Ever since you mused aloud how gorgeous and handsome the lone car was, paired with curious touches and pats to his body, he won't stop following you around now.

• You amuse the Car so, fascinate him, too. Those who had previously seen him had either insulted him or ran away in fear. Nobody had ever spoken so highly of him. The Car likes all the nice things you say about him and the sweet pets you give him.

• He's very possessive. The Car watches your every move and tries to stay as close to you as possible. If for whatever reason he can't see or be near you, the Car will remind you he's nearby through the wind that'll brush your cheek and comb your hair with as much tenderness as a lover could give.

• Showing off his strength or maneuverability to you is one of the Car's favourite things to do. You show him something or someone you want knocking down? He'll do it. Want the Car to donut for you? Just tell him how many and how fast, and he'll do them. Just remember to cheer! The Car loves hearing how excited you get over his performances! If you're lucky, the Car might even do some jumps for you if he's in a particularly showy mood (he's going higher than four feet with these jumps!)

• If he isn't showing off, the Car shows affection by gently resting his bumper against you, letting his engine purr lowly. It's a powerful feeling, having one so destructive being so gentle with you and only you. If the Car wants affection, he'll drive up and simply nudge your hand, pushing himself gently against it in a display that shows he wants that unoccupied hand very much occupied with his hood or bumper.

• After learning Morse code, the Car's way of talking (via honks), you hear 'B.E.L.O.V.E.D.'a lot. This is the Car's main petname for you, among 'D.E.A.R.' and 'P.R.E.C.I.O.U.S.' Once in a while you'll get a rare 'L.O.V.E.'

• Only you have seen the Car's interior. It's just like the inside of a regular automobile; it's all jet black and leather. Just a little cramped with the lowered roof. However, the Car likes to keep his interior in shadow so if he does let you inside, you're always feeling your way around in a void barely lit by light coming in through his orange-tinted windows. Also, you can't help but note how comfy the seats are and how the interior has a new car smell.

• The Car, is he a demon? Or a phantom? Truth be told, what does it matter what unholy being he be? One thing you do know is that he loves you so much, and to you, he is your guardian angel.

KARR

• Disgraced and discharged from FLAG for no fault of your own, you seek out someone done as wrong as you.

• Anger and revenge is what binds you two instantly. Such strong feelings of relation to one another's pain makes every conversation feel like hearing your own thoughts projected back at you. You're that in synch.

• KARR can be as snarky and sarcastic as KITT, if not more. His humour can be quite dark, too. But, he knows what's too far for you and refrains from making certain jokes if they'll cause you discomfort.

• KARR's love language is both physical and verbal. KARR craves affection badly, needing constant reassurance and attention from you. KARR would let you adore him, and adore you in turn, for an entire day if he could. He has an endless supply of the most honeyed phrases, and he's more than happy to drive you everywhere and anywhere. Just your love, love, loving love. That's all he wants, and needs. It's a vital component that helps keep KARR running as much as fuel does.

• KARR doesn't use common petnames for you. He'll go above and beyond and choose something unique and special. He called John 'Aladdin', whatever will KARR call you?

• Self preservation? It's losing all meaning to him. A new dominant programming is overwriting his code- the preservation of you.

F/o making sure you sleep well, that your position doesn’t cut off your circulation. They tuck you in if your blanket has fallen, or maybe they remove it if they notice you overheating. If you have any plushies they put them back on the bed after they have fallen, pressing a kiss to your face as they think how much they love you.

If you cant sleep, they will help you find something to alleviate it, trying different methods and techniques so you can rest. Making your favorite kind of tea or milk to get you to calm down and making sure the lightning is always appropriate for your needs.