This is a Godless place.

If it’s any consolation, you won’t be partying anyway; you’ll spend eternity debasing yourself at the foot of your god’s throne.

Remember: if you click Ignore, he’ll hunt you down, lock you in the torture chamber he built, and burn you for eternity for hurting his feelings. Because he loves you.

“God did it” doesn’t even qualify as a hypothesis.

hypothesis | hīˈpäTHəsəs |

noun (plural hypotheses | -ˌsēz | )

a supposition or proposed explanation made on the basis of limited evidence as a starting point for further investigation: professional astronomers attacked him for popularizing an unconfirmed hypothesis.

 • Philosophy a proposition made as a basis for reasoning, without any assumption of its truth.

There’s no evidence at all, limited or otherwise.

There’s no expectation of, or even room for, further investigation.