I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards

Friendslop is a genre of game where all your friends know how to play because they watched streamers play it and won't explain it to you

The problem with hanging out with people is that sometimes they'll say thing to try to trick you into thinking your not ugly and stupid and have bad hair and just generally riddled with extremely obvious and offputting flaws

i think maybe ive made a mistake every time a doctor has asked me how my illness is affecting my life by understating it because ive already completely changed my life around having my illness so it doesnt feel like it affects me very much

car owners be like: my car

creators are always advertising things like monthly hangouts on their patreons and i just dont understand. Is that something people *want*?