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Percy: WHY? WHY NOT?

Sally: It just doesn't seem worth it make a whole turkey for just four people, okay? It's a lot of work.

Percy: But you gotta have turkey on Thanksgiving. I promise, I'll finish that turkey.

Annabeth: Okay, you're telling us you can eat almost an entire turkey in one sitting?

Chiron: Because demigods need to be prepared for the dangers that haunt them.

Annabeth: What? Where?

Percy: Here *points to the paper*.

Percy: Girlfriend problems with Annabeth.

Grover: But she's not your girlfriend.

Percy: Well, the fridge broke.

Sally: So?

Grover: Because you waited too long to make your move. And now you're in the "Friend Zone".

Percy: I'm not in the Zone.

Jason: Talk about things that he likes.

Nico: Like what?

Annabeth: You should find out what his hobbies are and then use that to bond with him. Yeah! Like if I would strike up a conversation with Percy about say umm, sandwiches.

Percy [distracted]: Yeah, sandwiches.

Annabeth: Or uh, or my underwear.

Percy: What are you doing?

Nico: I'm looking for Will. Did you saw him?

Percy: Hold on. NICO DI ANGELO DOESN'T LOVE WILL SOLACE!

Nico: THAT'S NOT TRUE. I LOVE HIM.

Will: YOU LOVE ME?

Nico: Fuck you Jackson.

Percy in PJO: Why?

Percy: Why did you guys remembered my birthday?

Gods: Because we love you!

Annabeth: Well, it's...

Percy: Oh, I know the answer!

Annabeth: You know?

Percy: Yeah! It's when two nuclear technicians get married.

Will: What did you say?

Nico: I said that I love you so much.