little kitten

you wouldn’t believe how hard guys get when the escort in their bed tells them you actually didn’t lie about your age and you really are 21

or when you're 18 and they have you remind them that you're younger than their child 😵‍💫

one of the hottest things someone has said to me is along the lines of "i hope the age gap makes your dad uncomfortable so he knows just how bad he failed as a father"

dad doesn't need consent silly!!! dad made you!! you're property baby, property doesn't have a say. as long as you're my kid it's my say goes dear <3 mwah now sit still n stop whining about how it hurts, i know what you can and can't take. no pain no gain baby you know that kiddo!

i just need a dad