It's April 1st so naturally instead of updating AT4WQuest which I still haven't done since last July I have decided to just give you all of the story spoilers.
That's right. Here is everything that's going to happen in this story. Under the cut because spoilers, of course.
Remember the first panel where Linkara was seen sleeping in a forest of some sort? Yeah actually everything that's happening right now is just a dream. He's still sleeping in that forest somewhere.
Linksano will show up, eventually. He's going to be eating a burrito that he just microwaved using science.
Garfield will also show up at some point. He will try to offer you some CDs from a children's pop cover band and nothing but their version of "Bring Me to Life" will be the only background music playing at the time. Don't accept them.
90's Kid is actually just an illusion. But only sometimes.
Harvey's not entirely dead. Someone just forgot to charge him.
The only reason why Nimue’s terminal in the secret room was broken was because my friend Steven took a baseball bat to it. It had to be done.
Mechakara will show up but in the body of a roomba with a knife taped onto it.
You can pick up the pumpkins. If they existed, that is.
The only opposing force in this game are the rats. They prey at night. They stalk at night. There's a giant rat that makes all of the rules. And they will enter through the toilet.
Remember when Boffo and Ninja Style Dancer wrote that they sent a souvenir to Linkara? That's never going to be brought up again. Like, ever.
Linkara will get his very own real life Bulbasaur. And he will never want to get into the Pokeball.
AT4WQuest is actually just a D&D campaign, except there's only one PC being controlled by multiple people. The reason for the delays are because of scheduling issues.
It's about 11:45 AM in-game time.
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EDIT: Does anyone know how to get rid of the weird glitching around the last line? Every time I erase it and type it again it comes back.













