AT4WQuest

That's right. Here is everything that's going to happen in this story. Under the cut because spoilers, of course.

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Ha ha, very funny.

Still, with all that brevity over, you can’t leave Harvey laying on the floor forever.

You mean the bag of plastic balls? Sure! 

You not only cover up the mess of plastic spoons, but also the comic that was left stuck under the door.

....Hold on...

There! Perfect.

You are proud of your quick problem-solving skills.

Margaret, on the other hand, is not, and is increasingly growing concerned of your actions.

You have to be real for a second. The box of Spoony Clones? It’s actually just plastic spoons. You just labeled it that because you’re an absolute comedian.

You do, however, throw the spoons at the door. Not that it would actually do anything, but it’s close enough.

Eventually, the floor around the door is scattered with plastic spoons. To make matters more fruitless, you don’t even find the key inside the box.

You rear back and punch the door instead.

...And immediately realize the ramifications of your actions.

Ow.

Luckily, you aren’t physically harmed by this. Your pride, on the other hand, has been fractured.

Before you even try, Margaret appears to try and stop you from doing it.

"You’ve already done that!" She says. “It didn’t work! The door can’t be harmed!”

“I tried the door, not the doorknob!” You exclaim.

“The doorknob is still part of the door,” Margaret insists. “The protection magic extends to it.”

You sigh. "Fine, fine. I see your point.”

In the event that he actually comes here to read the story so far (of which I will hopefully be able to update soon) then let me take this moment to say:

You have a point. If it gets stolen again, you might have to track down two thieves instead of one.

But the crack under the door is very narrow, and your first few attempts don’t work out.

With a bit more force, you manage to get it under! ...But you can’t push it through.

Hmm. This isn’t gonna work. You should probably pull it out-

......Crap. It’s stuck. Now what?

What pumpkin?

Still thinking about those shiny Bulbasaurs, are you?

Of course Harvey's not cheating. He bred those Bulbasaurs fair and square, through the Matsuda method. It may have taken him a long time to do so, but when it comes to Pokemon breeding, Harvey is a patient man. You can trust that his Bulbasaurs are legitimate.

You have to, after learning of the possibility that 90's Kid stole from the Longbox. You can't deal with another betrayal right now.

You have no idea why you did that.

As you clean up, you check each ball for the key before putting them back in the bag. Unfortunately, none of them contained the key.

It’s an unassuming, clear plastic bag full of colourful, plastic balls.

Luckily for you, these plastic balls are hollow, so you can skip having to literally crack them open and simply just give them a shak-

These aren’t actually Frequently Asked Questions per se, but I happened to have answers for these questions anyway. The page will be added to if other questions happen to come up.

You gently place Harvey on the ground and open the closet door. Linens, towels, and other miscellaneous items are stored in this closet. As for the key, it's cleverly hidden somewhere where no one would assume to look.

Uh....where is it, again?

Hmm, that could work, but are you really going to move on with your life with this replica Harvey, knowing that the "True" Harvey is trapped inside a cursed box, likely for all eternity?

....Eh, as long as the pancakes are still good.

Still, asking Linksano for help is not a bad idea. At the very least, he could probably figure out how to preserve the body as best you can so that you have time to figure everything else out.

Harvey wouldn't be too pleased if he heard you tried to make his body do weird poses.