agott arklaum #1 defender

Chat is this still relevant??

as much as i would be annoyed (in a parental, why would you give my kid with untreated behavioural issues more crayons to draw on the wall with way) with sophia becoming/being revealed as a princess of unicorn island or something i still want it to happen. not just because val’s subsequent crash out would be funny as hell but also because that girl has never listened to anyone in her life and cannot be trusted with taking care of anything actually. like if they’re going to thrust royal public governance duties on her while she’s still trying to get re-enrolled in ninth grade i will laugh my ass off

It would also be fun if Sophia's a princess because she's somehow related to Zephyra (somehow palpatine returned type shyt) that would make the furi family hatred for this poor girl triple

Two seasons in a year? Oh the sun will explode

why is solitaire’s name even solitaire. like was it ported over from the books or does solitaire have some etymological connection to healthcare i wasn’t aware of. what are unicorn naming conventions because these poor horses have to live their whole longer-than-humans lives with these names and some of them get shit like twinkle socks when they well could’ve gotten something related to eyesight. like socks are not the only things that get lost. i think the twinkle would make them easier to find even. this is danny nolastname once again rowing across the equator to get answers on fate fairy island

Solitaire is a medication for rhinitis lol