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stop asking me stupid shit!!!!! I'm thinking about my gf!!!!!!!!

when someone asks me if i'm a mama's girl or daddy's girl but i am literally my girlfriend's baby

I got this girl she's making me crazyy

alright, dude, go trip over a knife

lol why am i acting like i care

want attention but also don’t want to talk to anyone ever again

I know you didn't mean to hurt me so I kept it to myself

when she shows any slight bit of dominance so I gotta act like I won't get on my knees with no hesitation

funny how fast the phrase "my girlfriend" shuts people up

everyone is such a menace with the anon feature im actually terrified

trying to make friends on tumblr feels like sending paper airplanes into the void

unfortunately I am home a lot because l have the social battery of an iPhone 5