The Science of Deduction

Managed to burn the heart out of me? Theoretically speaking, there isn't much I would do. A loss is a loss, and only an idiot would be blind enough not to realize that.Additionally, only an idiot would release such vital information to the web. If there is a heart in me to be burned, I assure you it is not for the public to know of. Easy enough for you to understand, I hope?

I'm sorry-- What?

In spirit of Christmas, I will be answering asks throughout the week with the holiday theme. So go on and send them in. This is effective on all of my blogs, so feel free to do the same among my other cosplay blogs.

I had thought we were already playing.

Not leaving the flat today.

John, I'm in the bath. I seem to have forgotten my riding crop in the freezer. Bring it to me. -SH

I have received quite a few questions like this. Your delusional fascination with the relationship I share with John is rather dull, and I would highly suggest some sort of therapy for your desire to be a voyeur of homoerotic relations.