bog lord

Yeah I was born into generational wealth. We have the intergenerational stick for hitting men.

In theory minions are slightly annoying but overall harmless but in practice it's on sight

Opening Twitter like yeah let me check on losing their minds town

All my cabin neighbors are old people who think I don't know what I'm doing and they're right but I have the audacity of a white man and I'll do everything like I know exactly what I'm doing

Playing the hit game tamagotchi life

Don't call me high masking call me normal person maxxing I'm trying to be coworker here

My 2007 manual car with a bad clutch only stalls on me twice a day because I'm pure of heart

Joymaxxing as an act of resistance

When I say I eat for 80€ a month I mean I physically consume eighty one euro coins it has nothing to do with budgeting skills

The gas/energy happenings may be about to give me the biggest told you so that I cannot use or then I'll look like a damn fool and I'll be so damn happy to do so man

Me and my stupid rental kart against the world

If I hear one more person imply they don't need to care about middle eastern conflicts because there's always conflict in the middle east bro I will chungus myself

30 seconds into a YouTube video and I've heard two chatGPT isms I am out

Thinking about dirt bikes and all the bones I can break

Ah early spring where I get to hear raindrops hitting my windowsill for the first time since winter began and also the air smells like dog poop when the sun comes out because hoes can't pick up after their dogs and now it's all melting at once

Put screen time limitations on all social medias now my screen time on nonograms is diabolical