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2: Rough sex or soft sex?

“I imagine I wouldn’t like anything rough?”

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

“I haven’t.”

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

“I would not want to feel powerful.”

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

“Uh, bed?”

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

“No.”

12: How often do you have sex?

“I don’t.”

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

“That would take experience.”

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

“I don’t know much music.”

18: Are you into dressing up for sex?

“I could, but I’d prefer my armor, if anything.”

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?

“I don’t really have anyone in mind.”

22: Do you/would you use sex toys?

“If my partner preferred.”

24: Would you have sex with your best friend?

“If they wanted, maybe. I’m not very into the idea.”

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

“Nothing comes to mind.”

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?

“The... face?”

30: Do you watch porn?

“No.”

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2: Rough sex or soft sex?

“Rough, I dunno. I like extremes.”

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

“No where, but a roof would be cool.”

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

“Whatever.”

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

“*noise of indifference*”

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

“If my robots have ever seen me I’d know.”

12: How often do you have sex?

“Good question.”

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

“I’d probably enjoy it either way.”

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

“????? Why would I care???”

18: Are you into dressing up for sex?

“Not really, no.”

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?

“Not important.”

22: Do you/would you use sex toys?

“I don’t.”

24: Would you have sex with your best friend?

“I don’t have one.”

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

“I don’t know, broad shoulders and a look of cocky confidence aimed at me.”

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?

“They have less terrifying claws, usually.”

30: Do you watch porn?