boldly go!

some of you have never had me hunt you down for sport with a tranq gun and it shows.

you guys all are still existing? why don’t you all grow up.

the fuzziness in soda is what gives me strength.

sprite rights!

i’m back and i’m unferal.

if you can bite into a tomato like you would an apple, we’re friends for life now.

i hate it when i’m mad and my friends scratch behind my ears because yes i’m melting, but also yes i’m still mad and when i’m doing going through heaven, it’s over for all of you!

i think the worst part about being partially a sprite is that if you phrase a question in a certain way, i have this weird urge to answer factually, but also vaguely.

you ever just end up chasing something you think is coming for your life only to realize it was just your tail in your peripheral vision.

ein’s been playfully gnawing on my leg lately and i know he probably means well, but i can’t help but think he’s plotting my downfall.