Scribe of the Horrors

Such a shame. Remember him as he was before he died covered in poo, flat, on fire, exploded, and dead forever. It's so very sad that he never got to realize his lifelong dream of getting big gobs of cash for playing Assbutt Dickfart McGillicutty in TERF Wizard School Redux: The Desperate Grab For Millennial Nostalgia Cash.

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imagine losing your hairpin on the ground and these two buffoons just eat it and you don’t know which one and they are scheming to not inform you

nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.

context explaining why the announcer is screaming, this is supposed to take a high level competitive agility dog 40 seconds

Like the dog doesn’t even know it’s a competition and she’s made history. She(?) just is happy and knows she made her owner happy too.

The face of a being with only a wind storm between their ears, moments before unleashing it unto the world

always a pleasure to see this girl on my dashboard

Yeehaw

Also it destroyed every car engine they worked on.

This is a blog for good old fashioned 'MURICAN disease happenings 🇺🇸🏈🦅🎆 Like losing your measles elimination status, or deregulating your food supply so everyone shits their pants!! None of that pansy letter-switching bullshit

hmm, uncomfortable for some reason - paper

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

im never leaving this hellsite

"This story is a tragedy because it was always going to end this way."

'this story is a tragedy because along the way we got just enough glimpses of alternate timelines and barely-averted prophecies to know that somehow, the way it turned out is the best it could have gone'

"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true." - James Branch Cabell