e t h e r e a l

I’m a sensitive little demon

the smell of Home Depot is cathartic

fairies live in the lights & chandeliers section, gnomes live in the outdoor gardening department

Stop romanticizing home depot

pixies live in the paint aisle. fuck you

but jack off i guess

Third base is me telling you about my father

U know the world is definitely a little magical and it’s nice

I’m calling the police

this..hate crime…

this ruined my day

the kNEE PADS,

elon musk after he successfully ruins another labor union protest

When ur the baddest bitch at trader joes and everyone knows it

Adhd: Never half ass two things, half ass a thousand

If you’re a man and you don’t love your girlfriend a lesbian will

Consider it a Threat AND a Promise

I’m a man and if I had a girlfriend I would be the most loving partner in existence, out of a fear of justified lesbians if nothing else

As You Should Be