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oh, tHATS NICE, tHANKS, yOUR QUIRK IS PRETTY RAD TOO, iM TAVROS, aND UHH, tHE PLEASURES ALL MINE, 

aRE YOU SURE, dONT HESITATE TO ASK, uHH, iTS REALLY NO PROBLEM,

hEY, iM FINE THANKS, uH, hOW ARE THINGS, 

wELL, tHAT SURE IS A UNIQUE WAY OF SEEING THINGS,

wELL I REALLY LIKE FAIRY TAILS, eSPECIALLY PUPA PAN, aND uHH, i ALSO LIKE CARD GAMES AND THINGS RELATED TO THAT, i ALSO RAP A LITTLE, tHERES A FEW THINGS I DISLIKE, bUT THAT IS A TOPIC FOR A DIFFERENT CONVERSATION, sOMETIMES I DREAM I CAN FLY, bUT THEN I REMEMBER I ALREADY CAN, uHH, wHAT ABOUT YOU, 

tHANKS FOR THE TOMATOES, i GUESS, iM TAVROS

what’2 that fiidu2pawn thiing about?

yOUVE NEVER PLAYED FIDUSPAWN, wE SHOULD, uM, mAYBE, iF YOU WANT, pLAY SOMETIME, iTS THIS AMAZINGLY FUN CARD GAME, iM SURE YOU WOULD ENJOY IT,

Mm hmm. And what would your name happen to be, person who believes water is magical?

sORRY, hA, mY NAMES TAVROS, aND YES I DO BELIEVE WATER IS MAGICAL,

oH, dONT WORRY ABOUT ME, i THINK WATER HAPPENS TO BE MAGICAL, iTS NICE TO MEET YOU, 

ii iinviited hii2 mate2priit over ye2terday for hiim and ii haven’t 2een eiither for a faiir number of hour2, ii am 500% 2ure ii do not want two go bother them.

oH, wELL ISNT THAT A SURPRISE, i MEAN, a SURPRISE IN A GOOD WAY, uHH, yOU KNOW, bECAUSE THEYRE PROBABLY HAPPY, aRE THEY, uM, kEEPING IT DOWN, 

it was made to be incredibly embarrassing youre correct

bUT I MEAN, gETTING BACK TO THE POINT, wILL ANY SORT OF PUN MAKE YOU LAUGH, uHH, bECAUSE THERES A LOT OF PUNS THAT I HAVE, aND SOME ARE PRETTY EMBARRASSING, 

  you can dance in short shorts an sing the im a little piggie song

iS THIS SUPPOSE TO BE MORE EMBARRASSING THAN THE COW PUN, uHH, bECAUSE IF IT IS THEN ITS WORKING,

iS IT REALLY, i MEAN IT CANT BE THAAAT BAD, pROBABLY JUST DEPENDS ON YOUR DEFINITION OF GROSS, cHIRP UP SOLLUX,