Alignment: Chaotic Sexy

you people aren't CASTING

Magically duplicated myself to have weird wizard sex but I actually keep trying to kill myself this is so lame :/

Created a third copy of myself hoping it would kill the duplicate but they're having sex with each other instead. What the fuck guys

Surely a 4th will fix this

I have a suggestion

Men shalt pay 150 yen in silence

friendly reminder that the age of technology is coming to an end and a new age of blood magic and dark rituals will take its place

the funniest part of this post to me is that the reblog:like ratio is nearly 1:1. nobody’s just liking everyone who sees this video goes yeah i gotta inflict it on as many people as possible

"a goon is someone who masturbates" look buddy what my hired criminal muscle does in his spare time is his own business

HAPPY FAGTOBER EVERYBODY

In a world of ghosts and ghouls, be a wraith

I’m so sick of living in this stupid haunted mansion

ㅤ

Will you fuck off?

scroll for me my angel of blogging

I went to a taylor swift concert once and it was mostly ok but there was one standout moment where they brought a red pulsating jewel on stage. Taylor said it was called the heart of Ozymandias. She kept inviting people on stage to touch it and every time they did they would turn into sand and blow away. And people just kept going up and touching the thing.

OMG she got my fan mail 💜