neutral with a side of tits

I wrote a thing for this. >.>

I annoyed my cat by writing this and not playing with her; you might find it useful?

This is a fantastic guide not only to the technical aspect of cover design but the aesthetic aspect as well!

I feel like folks talking like Tumblr is the last bastion of reason on the Internet are forgetting that the owner of Tumblr is demonstrably cut from the same cloth as Zuckerberg and Musk. Tumblr's moderation policies aren't less bigoted, they're just less competently implemented.

Less "you need to have this specific NPC in your party to initiate this quest because it's intimately tied to their very complicated backstory", more "you need to have this specific NPC in your party to initiate this quest because they caused the problem in question just now while you weren't looking".

(Bonus: quest which can only be initiated if a specific NPC is not in your party for a certain length of time because apparently you can't leave them unsupervised for five goddamn minutes.)

Director's commentary bonus feature that periodically pops up a choice of what to "ask" the director to talk about next, and as it goes along it very gradually becomes apparent that you're playing a visual novel about dating the director implemented entirely via DVD menus.

What I'm getting from the notes is that a lot of you really want to play a visual novel about dating Guillermo del Toro.

now say it with me: authors/artists dont owe you moral purity. an author/artist job is not to hold you by the hand & tell you exactly what is Good™ & what is Bad™. you should be able to think for yourself

"yes but depictions of (morally questionable thing) are only okay if its punished in the story" thats the hays code. you just reinvented the hays code

Psychologically realistic hornyposting.

i'm not sure such a thing exists

"I want to take my robot girlfriend apart and" yeah, let's pause it right there – sure, you'd handle the "taking apart" bit well enough, but then it comes time to put her back together and suddenly there's too many steps, and you didn't take proper notes, and what if you fuck it up in some way you lack the expertise to even imagine, and before you know it she's been sitting powered down and half assembled on your couch for the last eighteen months and you're carefully avoiding looking at her whenever you pass through the room, and you tell yourself it's taking so long because you want to do it right, but the truth is that you're spiralling because the only thing scarier than never hearing her voice again is imagining the judgment in her eyes when she comes back online and realises that she's lost a year and a half of her life because you were fucking procrastinating, and every day that goes by makes it just a little bit worse.

Quick survey how old are you and do you care about your wedding like is it actually that serious for you

guys you do understand the load bearing part of the ogre meme is that he's reading Ulysses?