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@astormriderstuff deeeechiiss will you catsit for me next week :):):)
“Depends. What are you going to give in exchange for catsitting those…things that call ~cats~?”.
“Hey, my cats are fine. Its just Inky who’s crazy and weird. And Marie if you touch her kittens. Don’t slander my cats reputation, jerk. But I’ll get you a nice and shine new plant that’s super expensive and rare. And lots of money for your hospital bills.”
“...I could, potentially, argue about what your cats ‘reputation’ truly is but I not stupid enough”. Nor did he wanted a pointy thing poking his tender flesh again. The last wound had barely healed...
“Mmm.. Tempting. Make it a new, super expensive and rare plant with a couple of rare seeds and the money and then I’m sold”.
what, from the bottom of my heart, the fuck
vague-whisperings replied to your post: I must admit, of all the deaths I imagined for...
in the modern verse, hes killed by inky dragging him to hell when he catsits
GOD DAMNIT IT ALL. I KNEW THOSE CATS WERE GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF HIM.
@astormriderstuff deeeechiiss will you catsit for me next week :):):)
“Depends. What are you going to give in exchange for catsitting those...things that call ~cats~?”.

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Ivakir is neutral almost to all gambling games, as well as to video games. However, there is something that can lead her out of the usual equilibrium. A machine with toys where you need to get a toy with a huge iron paw, which always shakes when you manage to capture a toy and raise it. Everyone knows about this, except for Ivakir, because… Well, we can’t call her stupid, it would be wrong, because even she sometimes has moments when she becomes a generator of brilliant ideas. She is just too… energetic to notice such a dirty trick.
But something was in the machine with toys, which aroused in her a strange desire to spend all her money to get only one toy. Or get nothing, but only rage. She was like a bull who sees a red rag. Or like a rebellious teenager who sees a clean wall. Is it greed or just because in her childhood she didn’t have a lot of soft toys? Who knows…
The reality is that Ivakir always tries to smash the glass imperceptibly every time she runs out of money, or to thrust her hand into the hole, where it always gets stuck.
vague-whisperings replied to your post: “Rest in fucking pieces, #GET REKT BOI ???” ...
its how you know we care. we actually took the time to notice you died!! *sighs dramatically* were the best friends ever *wipes away tear*
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His ghost is going to hunt their asses. “If you are going to hide me at the very least find a nice spot damn it?!”
“Hush! Or I will make of you a dummy and put you in the living room!”
“Don’t you dare Ivakir!!”. “If you do that, Chucky will look like an A M A T E U R”.
I must admit, of all the deaths I imagined for Dechis, this is the most stupid so far.
“Rest in fucking pieces, #GET REKT BOI ???”
“Wow. And caaaaaan you feeeeel the love tonight???”

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R.I.P. Dechis, beloved (?) friend and...something something drunk. He died as he lived, in a very fucking stupid way. Let his departure be a precautionary tale of how not to touch undocumented nest of weird bugs in the middle of the jungle.
Rest in fucking pieces.
(alcohol is good for dry hair or so i’ve heard ;d)
Now they can be not only drunk and sexy.
Now they can be drunk and sexy with ✨ gorgeous hair ✨
Sokol joined the club too!
astormriderstuff said: “C-all the am-m-bulance”
“Oh, and what should I tell them?! My friend tried to get rid of the voice in his head, so he decided to cut his neck? THEY WON’T BELIEVE ME AND I DON’T WANT TO GET INTO JAIL BECAUSE OF YOU!”
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“Everyone knows that the best disinfectant is alcohol, so it’s a win-win situation I say”.
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“Dechis?” Came from the darkness, as if someone rustled through the pages of an old dusty book. A low, husky voice followed then with a sigh. There was a rustling, and then a melodious water sound - someone poured something into a glass.
“I haven’t heard that name for years,” the woman answered, taking a sip of wine, and then lifting the glass slightly and bringing it to the light, as if something could float there. It was a very tasty wine, so she took another sip. “Once he was a sugar of my heart, a light in my window, a moon for my sun, and then…” She sighed and brought the handkerchief to her cheek. “I would give him my favorite alcohol, but of course I will not do it, and he, I think, knows why.”

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Back from an Amazon Rainforest trip, you thought what was just a harmless insect bite is actually a parasite burrowed under your skin at the back of your neck. It starts to communicate with you.
“My sensors inform me that you have already filled your daily calory intake. You don’t need to eat that slice of cake. In fact, it would be highly recommended if you didn’t”.
Dechis could swear that he felt a vein popping out on his head. He just could. “That’s it. I’m so fucking done with you and your not so veiled insults”. He stood and went to the kitchen.
“I was just pointing out th-”.
“Oh, yes! Just P O I N T I N G O U T!”, he snapped, while frantically searching for that big knife Jay had given him for Christmas.
“I fail to see what’s the pro- Oh no please don’t pluck me out! We will bOTH DIE!”.
“TRY AND FUCKING STOP ME YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A BUG!”.
Back from an Amazon Rainforest trip, you thought what was just a harmless insect bite is actually a parasite burrowed under your skin at the back of your neck. It starts to communicate with you.