I Want to Fucking Tear Your Apart

You don’t know anything, Goyle!

You're just repeating yourself now, fuckhead. What? Can't come with a real argument, Longbottom? Scared I might actually be right about you?

A little bit of both. And, you Goyle? Care to lose both good judgement and a clear head along with me?

I don't drink, Blue. But please, don't let me stop you from making that judgement call, even if it may be poor. Drink.

I don’t know. When you plan every little piece you expect things to go according to the plan. But accidents happen and you can’t normally prepare for them to happen.

Well that's your fault, isn't it? You expect things to work out, then pretend that it's because of outside forces that things don't work out, despite not even trying to anticipate the unexpected. It's a fatal error any dolt with half a sense of the nature of the real world could see, and the fact you have the asininity to act like it was outside of your control is, well, sort of sickening. Seeing someone to resign themselves to powerlessness like that. To being useless.

You don’t know anything about me.

Hmm... How many times do you have to say that before you realize that isn't true? You're hardly a complex problem, any dipshit with half a brain could figure you out. 

Well I do think it is of our concern, although with your sudden interest it does beg me to ask — what’s in it for me if I do decide to share this with you?

I think you may be overestimating the strength of my interest, I like stories with bad endings, nothing more. And I'm sure I would hardly find myself in a state of distress if you chose not to share yours. So I refuse to pay for it. Though it's- endearing that you think I'd be so willing to pay for something I'm sure I could find somewhere else for free. 

Yes. It is.

Well if your bite is anything like your bark, I'm sure I'll be fine.

I don’t need a boy to beat you up. I can do it myself.

Is that a threat?

I most certainly am not either of those things. Watch it.

Funny. Watch what? What are you going to do? Get another boy from our year to date you so he'll beat me up? I'm shaking in my boots.

What are people saying, exactly?

That's you're lovely, chaste, and the smartest person to even come out of Hogwarts. What do you fucking think they're saying? You're a god damn train wreck who is monopolizing on another person's death. 

I know what you were saying. I just don’t understand why.

Why I'd think that, or why I'm saying it? Because you do know that people talk, and I hate your guts, right? Not that hard to ferret an answer out, Longbottom.

What does that mean?

Well-

Does anything?

Why are you even talking to me?

It's been a while since I've made anyone cry, and you seem easy. In more ways than one.

Rude.

Aren't you observant. And here I was, worried you'd take it as the compliment it wasn't.

I think it's time I had a drink.

Why? Have you decided you no longer need good judgement or a clear head?

I need a job.

Well if you're dying, Salazar forbid anyone does anything to stop it.