Exacerbating brain problems since 1993

CAN NOTHING BE SIMPLE CAN NOTHING BE WHAT IT IS WITHOUT THE ULTERIOR MOTIVE OF PROFIT OR CULTURAL CONTROL

Braindead Veteran -Specced into Focus Target; doesn't ping anything besides a plague ogryn the Zealot has already mostly killed -Has never thrown a grenade; isn't starting now -unlocked Heresy seemingly without ever changing out their starting gear -At least they are patient Little Timmy Cadia -Not yet familiar with the maps and will check every single corner and side passage before moving on because they need Plasteel and Diamantine badly -actually decent at the game otherwise -often left behind because nobody looks behind them for some reason -Poxhound food Dripped Out Zealot -Been playing since release -All knowledge of relic blade combos stored in his muscle memory -Could solo the mission -Will have to solo a portion of it because they can't see their teammates -Would function Ten Times Better with three guys just like him -I hope you like waiting for rescue Worse Zealot -Visually similar to the Dripped Out Zealot -none of the skill -Runs ahead and dies -Incapable of learning why this happens -Would be better at ogryn but doesn't play them because they don't like how they look Hive Scum Goober -Uses a Desperado build they found on Youtube, however: -Still plays the game identically to Worse Zealout -Dies faster -Paid money to die faster Officer Chudworth -Worst names for Arbites and their hound you have ever seen -I don't have anything else because I just block their asses when I see them in the Mourningstar Anxiety Psyker -Standard Telekine Dome/Inferno Staff build -Tunnel visions in one direction away from the group and gets knocked down by a Rager -Immediately leaves before anyone can assist Scronk, the Biggest -Ogryn -Worst gear you can imagine -Still having fun -Probably having more fun than anyone else