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This is cropped enough RIGHT 🤨 bc there’s no female presenting tits 🤨 bsky has more… Patreon has Everything ! Experimenting with doing erotic comms via Patreon this month, so far I’m feeling extremely powerful 👽

Hello!

So I'm going to be offering commissions again! Hooray!

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is because people have been arrested and put in fucking PRISON just for having gay sex in the privacy of their own homes. in the United States. this millennia.

if you think i'm joking, look up Lawrence v. Texas (2003). 14 out of the 50 US States STILL had laws on the books criminalizing sodomy--and yes, you could be imprisoned for multiple years and sometimes even life for repeat offenses.

in the years directly leading up to the landmark case, enforcement even in those 14 states varied, but it was absolutely weaponized against queer people, especially when stacked on top of other offenses to make up a longer sentence.

"Sodomy" does not, in a legal context, mean "anal sex."

It means "any sexual act the court has decided is deviant."

BDSM? Sodomy.

Crossdressing for sexual pleasure? Sodomy.

Jacking off to nude photos or video your consenting adult lover sent you of themselves? Sodomy.

Het oral sex? SODOMY!!!

If you're starting to think "but how could anyone prove that happened without breaking down the door?"

Ha. Haha. Ahaha.

First, I'll give you one guess how they did prove it.

Two, these were often scapegoat charges--basically they couldn't actually nail you on anything because you hadn't done anything actually illegal, only things they didn't like, and they relied on public disgust against your "degenerate character" (yeah there's a very big reason we keep saying not to use that word and it's not to be killjoys) to make sure you knew your place.

Which means that in practice:

Went to a socialist meeting? Sodomy.

Male kindergarten teacher? Sodomy.

Mixing races? Sodomy.

Not Christian (or the right kind of Christian)? Sodomy.

imagine pounding his cunt while holding his knees against his chest. with his wrists tied to the headboard, he’s utterly helpless, only able to mewl in protest at how hard you’re fucking him. you’d better fill him to the brim as he tells you not to come inside, since he “doesn’t want to get pregnant.” let him whine all he wants about, “nonono, please, please don’t come inside, it’s not safe!” just ignore him, you know he loves it when you unload inside him.

with a final sharp snap of your hips against his ass, you’re filling him up, the head of your cock penetrating his cervix so that his womb is flooded with your seed.