vampires who volunteer at nursing homes so they can meet people their own age

#vampires who volunteer at nursing homes so they can hit on senior citizens that are way too young for them

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

I express contempt by getting to know you and getting close to you and then marrying you

you think this is funny but straight men are genuinely like this

I am anti-sonder. I believe I am the only person in the world experiencing complex thought.

Someone just beat me in an argument, so now I think there are two people in the world experiencing complex thought.

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

Sometimes my dad likes to put little pills in my food. And in those pills is more of the food.