we gon get free pizza and wings

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made this instead of doing my phil reading 😋😋

whoever said scooby doo isn’t intellectual: explain this then

Say it ain’t so!!

20-BiTeen

until the end of the week when the true purpose for the pattern’s distribution becomes clear. schoolwide slinky race. a thousand conjured slinkies all let loose at the same time. the rustling of the swarm of springs echoes through the halls of hogwarts. the house elves refer to the dreaded Slinky Sunday for centuries

I love to talk things out but don’t necessarily always start by wanting to. Yet I immediately find that if I talk to someone — just to personify whatever is happening and acknowledge it for what it is instead of catastrophizing about it — it feels so much better.

you see out of context this looks like brad was helping me on some academic or professional cover letter and being a supportive friend, but in reality we were trying to write a short, 3 paragraph letter together convincing the admin of a car sex website that i am a young man in love with brad’s 1999 Honda Civic. we did this in hopes he would be convinced enough by my plight to approve my membership and give us access to an exclusive, closed forum for people in sexual or romantic relationships with their cars, trucks, boats and planes. it worked. we’re in. we’re going to read so much sexy car fanfiction we might die.

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DUA LIPA photographed by Guerin Blask