He just casually gave us like 20 gems. It's the graceful intent of black poets that keeps oral history of our people going.

😦

People be like “Don’t get too attached to any character in GoT” “Don’t ship anyone in Doctor Who, it’ll break your heart” and I’m here like BITCH HAVE YOU SEEN SVU? THAT SHIT KEEPS DESTROYING EVERYONE’S SHIPS AND OTPS SINCE 1999

How come we can't just have villains anymore

What if the evil fashion designer wanted to skin puppies because she was evil? What if the guy that stabbed a bunch of teenagers did that because he wanted to stab a bunch of teenagers? What if the evil witch wanted to cook and eat children because she was--you guessed it!--evil? Why's everybody gotta have some tragic backstory for sympathy points? Boo! I want to see some unrepentant bastard do bastardly things and, perhaps, a woman covered in blood, also.

Everyone thinks their villain can be goob from meet the robinsons. Your villain will never be goob from meet the robinsons. Just make them evil.

Come get this dick-fil-a

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

plot twist: you are everyone’s first choice.

cows... the gentlest and most curious of gods

ok wig this was supposed to say gods creatures

*me when im a doctor and i mess up ur heart surgery* uh oh! looks like i’ll have to kiss it better :) *kiss* *kiss* *kiss*

I need these but for coffee

YOU HAD ME AT MATCHING SPOONS

give yourself permission to fall apart when you can’t keep it together much longer. clear time for bad days. they won’t all be bad ones, but sometimes there must be.

the cdc really just kind of let anti-maskers and anti-vaxxers have their way huh

today marks two weeks after my second dose too but now i’m not gonna wanna go anywhere if everybody’s just gonna collectively ditch their masks. you think i’m gonna assume that every unmasked person i see IS fully vaccinated? you think these ppl are gonna be honest about it? in the united states of america?? i have to laugh

I would like to also participate in this simple reminder. I do not look who follows or unfollows me and I don’t take it personally if someone unfollows. I follow and unfollow people all the time, it’s how I adjust my feed. That’s what the method is for.