Assassin-Pierre-Trudeau

Sexy John and I have agreed to an alliance. No hard feelings but I love it when I'm invited to things. I hope we can find a road where every president can be president, and smoothly sail down it together.

Awesome new woketruck! I like what you're doing and maybe someday you can join us as pals.

Anyways I've got to 6/11 a city tomorrow so I'll talk to ya later.

Your bumble servant,

Butch W. Bush

You fool. You absolute buffoon.

You really think I want to team up with YOU?! After what you did to California?! I may be encouraging political violence in my new Dark Woke era, but ONLY the political violence I agree with. So therefore what you did was immoral and I REFUSE to align myself with it.

Dark Woke Reagan doesn't do friendship. He does rivalries.

Heated Rivalries.

(Because they are Woke and Gay obviously. They're also Canadian but I can excuse that this once.)

Anyways consider yourself my number one enemy currently. @assassin-pierre-trudeau I'm putting aside our beef temporarily for the sake of our hypothetical baby and also so I can fight this guy.

i tend to bother my best friend @sexyronaldreagan-official, go on a walk, or work on a project. this can be darning socks, knitting, or just plotting the downfall of your enemies on the back of an envelope. whatever takes your mind off it for a little while :)

i tend to bother my best friend @sexyronaldreagan-official, go on a walk, or work on a project. this can be darning socks, knitting, or just plotting the downfall of your enemies on the back of an envelope. whatever takes your mind off it for a little while :)

As you may or may not know, my newly Woke existence is due to my evil, evil spirit entering the body of a lesbian and being Transformed. Therefore, I have EVERYTHING in my life thanks to lesbians. Shout out to lesbians for real!

This pride month, I would like to thank each and every one of you Queers for staying vigilant in such a horrific environment as our current United States. Your strength will inspire future generations to generally Keep Being Faggy. And I promise, when I AM PRESIDENT IN 2028, I shall make the LGBTQIABCDEFG+ community the TOP of the FOOD CHAIN!

10 MILLION TRANSGENDER CHILDREN! 10 MILLION BISEXUAL POLYCULES! 10 MILLION GAY BUTT SEX!

Pierre

My fellow Americans, I have the most incredible item to share with you. Today at Nashville Galaxycon an incredibly Woke and Patriotic artist allowed me to commission myself PREGNANT! Oh Joy! And on top of that, @assassin-pierre-trudeau is the father!

Everyone say thank you @doriesdoodles for spreading this Sexy, Sexy joy! I've been told this piece may be available as a print soon...you should check out their instagram to learn more mayhaps...

My personal favorite part is how distinct my nipples are. Truly magnificent.

You'll be lucky if our Hypothetical Gay Baby gets ANYTHING from you. These Woke genetics run strong!

HE WILL BE STRONG ENOUGH TO BEAT THE WOKATHON™️