Incorrect AS Roma Quotes

Lorenzo at Niccolò: Stop looking at me with those big doe eyes. I'm gonna kill and eat you.

Paulo: I think we should dethrone god. Artem: Okay let's do it, what's our game plan?

Tommaso: If you were stranded on an island and could only have one thing, what would it be? Gasperini: I would have... a good time.

Mile: Should I dissociate or dissolve or daydream or rot or spiral....

Paulo: Embracing my demons this year. French kissing them. Might fuck them.

Lorenzo: How come you've been abnormally nice to me lately? Gianluca: What do you mean? Lorenzo: You just seem nicer than usual. Gianluca: I'll punch you in the face if you want.

Niccolò: Why do I have to speak? Why is it not enough to show up somewhere and have giant eyes?

Stephan: I'm horny but like horny to cuddle. Bryan: You're lonely.

Daniele: *finds a stray cat* Daniele: Can we keep it? Bryan: Angeliño is allergic. Daniele: Angeliño can stay outside.

Gasperini: What do you do when someone offers you drugs?  Niccolò: Take them!  Gianluca: Punch them in the neck!  Mile: Say thank you!  Paulo: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance!  Gasperini: …  Gasperini: No.

Nico Zale going to Inter: I'm done being baby I want power.

Matías: What we require is a diversion. I suggest Paulo gets naked. Paulo: No. Matías: I could get naked. Paulo: No!

Gasperini: Why is it always something? Gasperini: Like it's literally always fucking something........... I can't go a week without there being something.

Lorenzo: Stop attacking randomly! My ass got cut! Gianluca: I wish it was your neck.

Matias: Your honor. Members of the jury. Police security man guy. The defendant. Me. The lady sitting in the fifth row with the weird hat. No I am not stalling for time.

Mile: My house is haunted because I live here.

Niccolò: You look like a painting from the rain a sauce. Niccolò: Rainesaunce. Niccolò: Renasaunce. Paulo: Renaissance? Niccolò: Yes! Paulo: That's sweet.