Asriel House

Welcome to Asriel House, everyone!

Now that our cast of characters has assembled, it's time for a battle to the death, because every mii now has an associated health bar that will go down via negative interactions. Die and your personality gets reversed, and you fight for the other team! Phase 2 will continue until 30 entries have elapsed or every Asriel has swapped sides at least once, to make sure our teams are nice and fair.

Good morning Asriel House enjoyers. I hope you've been having fun with the blog as well as our little ongoing *test run* in Entry 36. This is an announcement that Phase 2, and Asriel House as a whole, will conclude with entry 45 and transition into something new. I've had a lot of fun making this, but I feel like we're reaching the limits of the fun that Tomodachi Life can give us for this cast of all one character.

That doesn't mean it's the end, though! Me and the crew are very excited for the project that will springboard off of Asriel House, and I wanted to give you a little clarification as to what we'll be doing. I've always wanted to use one of those funny little project codenames, so let's call it Project Petal.

*What is Project Petal?*

It's a new multimedia AU in three distinct parts. There will be playable segments ala Asriel House First Transmission, comic pages, and interactive sprite comic segments similar to what we're testing in Entry 36. Despite how chaotic you've been so far, I'm very happy with the results of that so far. You'll be able to alter the course of the story and even find secret fights as you progress throughout its volumes.

*What kind of dumbass AU starts with 45 massive blog posts of Tomodachi Life?*

Truth be told, I've had the idea of an Asriel centric AU for a while now, and having this cast of goats in my head from this project was one of those serendipitous perfect matches. I've said before I didn't exactly go into this thing with a plan, but as of the Phase 1 Finale, I knew exactly where the whole thing was headed. I've had fun making the lorebits and playable fight, and I've been in the fandom 11 years at this point - long enough to know what makes an AU fun for me - so I got more and more interested in that aspect of it until it simply outgrew the current format.

*Is it directly connected?*

Yes! Project Petal will directly follow up Entry 45, but in a way that makes it easy for newcomers to jump in as well. You won't need to have read Asriel House to enjoy Project Petal, but it will answer some lingering questions and point towards some future events. It's a bit of a silly prequel, but I'm a bit of a silly writer.

*This sounds like Underverse with Asriels instead of Sans*

That's not a question, imaginary FAQ partner! That's not really what we're going for, though. Don't go into Project Petal expecting cool fight sequences, it's a lot more about the adventure, and a heck of a lot lower stakes. I can't share too many details right now, but if you liked the tone of Asriel House you'll probably have a great time.

*Does that mean no more Tomodachi Life after Entry 45?*

Welllllll... Maybe? Maybe not? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

There's always a lot more directions that something can go than you really think.

*And lastly, a question for you, the viewers!*

He just can't catch a break.

Friskiel's so bad at this romance thing he needs one of those chemical castration drugs.

Not a whole lot this entry, and that's okay! Sometimes experiments report slow progress. It's all part of the scientific method...

Maybe I do need to make Phase 3 more evil.

SEE YOU NEXT TIME ASRIEL HOUSE

He comes back, and therefore he accepts this fate.

Moment of truth.

Jesus Christ.

THEY JUST KEEP KILLING HIM

NOBODY ELSE, JUST XASRIEL OVER AND OVER

HE'S AT LIKE 7 HP NOW

Your island design ideas deserve to be hung up in a museum, unfortunately it's more like a Mystery Shack kinda museum.

Well Flowey's doing his job at least.

Have your birthday every day little guy.

Dailies time! This is kinda the room where I do the Asriel House!!!!

Bad clothes!

Terrible rolls!

Good food haul!

these little shits keep thinking they're scientists

I'm also not convinced.

This may be a lower key entry, but at least people are getting hurt. Muscle emoji.

I know he hasn't shown up yet but I do appreciate the characterization of Deltarune Asriel as a turbonerd twink bitchboy.

Welcome back to Asriel House. Things continue to deteriorate in new and interesting ways every time.

Before I can even swap him back, he's back at his bullshit.

I have to drag XAsriel back to his house to get the swap done. Christ.

Two lobotomies make you normal again right?

Right?

Anyway, he's beefing with Kid Asriel. In the spirit of fairness I won't take this return to home as him being the first to do so, and therefore give him the chance to reject Kid Asriel's apology.

Not much of a security camera kinda guy, huh?

Oh do you?

Yeah buddy. Yep.

CONVO CANCELLED STOP TALKING CLOSE TO ME.

Deltarune's not doing so hot today, but that's our only damage so far.

It's the same things over and over again, no matter where you look.

of course he does.

He's just got that... feeling about him.

Everything's going through the motions. Despite their lives being on the line now, not a whole lot is changing. Maybe something needs to be injected into this. Maybe Phase 3 needs to be a bit spicier.

ᴀɴ ɪɴꜰɪɴɪᴛᴇ ᴅᴀʀᴋɴᴇꜱꜱ ᴇɴꜱᴏʀᴄᴇʟʟꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜɪᴄᴋᴇɴ.

ᴏɴᴇ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ꜱᴀʏ, ɪꜰ ꜱᴏ ɪɴᴄʟɪɴᴇᴅ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪᴛ ɢᴇᴛꜱ ᴅᴀʀᴋ.

ᴅᴀʀᴋᴇʀ.

…ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪᴛ ꜱᴛᴏᴘꜱ, ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ.

ᴀꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄʜɪᴄᴋᴇɴ ᴠᴇꜱꜱᴇʟ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴏᴀᴄʜᴇꜱ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇɴꜱᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪꜱ ʜᴏʀʀɪʙʟʏ ᴡʀᴏɴɢ ɢʀᴏᴡꜱ ꜱᴛʀᴏɴɢᴇʀ.

ɪᴛ'ꜱ ʀᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇɴɪᴇɴᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ʜᴀꜱ ᴀᴜᴛᴏᴍᴀᴛɪᴄ ᴅᴏᴏʀꜱ ɢɪᴠᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʜᴇᴇʀ ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴛᴜᴅᴇɴᴛꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɴᴏ ᴀʀᴍꜱ.

ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴀ ʏᴏᴜɴɢᴇʀ ᴋɪᴅꜱ' ᴄʟᴀꜱꜱʀᴏᴏᴍ, ꜱᴏ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ'ꜱ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏʏꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜʙʙʏ ʜᴇʀᴇ.

ʟᴏᴏᴋꜱ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ ʟᴇᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴀɴʏᴡᴀʏꜱ.

ꜱᴛᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛꜱɪᴅᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ᴠᴇꜱꜱᴇʟ ꜰᴏʀ ꜱᴏ ʟᴏɴɢ ɪꜱ ɪɴᴅᴇᴇᴅ ᴀ ʀᴇᴄɪᴘᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴅɪꜱᴀꜱᴛᴇʀ. ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ɪɴꜱɪᴅᴇ ɪꜱ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ꜰɪᴛ.

ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ. ɪᴛ'ꜱ ʟᴇᴀʀɴᴇᴅ ᴀ ɴᴇᴡ ꜱᴋɪʟʟ. ᴄᴏɴɢʀᴀᴛᴜʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱ, ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀɴ ɪɴꜰʟᴜᴇɴᴄᴇ.

ᴜᴘʀɪɢʜᴛ, ʟᴇᴛ'ꜱ ᴡɪɢɢʟᴇ ᴏɴ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ.

100 ᴛᴏ 0. ᴛᴜʀɴꜱ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴀᴛʙᴇʟᴛ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ʜᴇʟᴘ.

ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ɪꜰ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴘᴀʀᴛɪᴄᴜʟᴀʀ ᴠᴇꜱꜱᴇʟ ʜᴀꜱ ɪᴛꜱ ᴅʀɪᴠᴇʀꜱ ʟɪᴄᴇɴꜱᴇ, ᴏʀ ʜᴀɴᴅꜱ.

ᴀ ʟᴏᴜᴅ ᴛɪʀᴇ ꜱᴄʀᴇᴇᴄʜ ʀɪɴɢꜱ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴀʟᴏɴɢꜱɪᴅᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴄʜᴏᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀʀ ᴀʟᴀʀᴍ.

ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴀɴᴀʟᴏɢ ᴛʀɪɢɢᴇʀ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟ, ᴛʜɪꜱ ɢᴀꜱ ᴘᴇᴅᴀʟ ɪꜱ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ᴅᴏᴡɴ.

ꜱᴜʀᴇ, ʟᴇᴛ'ꜱ ɢᴏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ.

ɪᴍᴘʀᴇꜱꜱɪᴠᴇ…?

ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ…?

ʏᴏᴜ'ʟʟ ᴄᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴʟʏ ꜰɪɴᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴡʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴡʀᴏɴɢ ꜰᴀꜱᴛᴇʀ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ. ꜱᴏ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ꜱᴀꜰᴇ. ᴀʟʟᴏᴡ ᴍᴇ.

Oh fuckin boy.

Okay. Cool. She's going to betray me. That's fine.

SEE YOU NEXT TIME ASRIEL HOUSE

...Perfectly in character for OTV.

Out of all the murder children, Madison concerns me the most. Maybe some Mariya Takeuchi will help.

Jump for joy you devil.

Ah, well, he likes Pokemon and scheming.

Good choice.

Speech check failure. Sorry that Klefki isn't compatible with your... build grist? That's -3 to Understuck

Yay! More depression! -3 to Yurei

And -3 to OTV

Colin. Ugh.

Play in your dumb rocket ship or whatever.

weirdo

Wow, not even 24 hours after you two were trying to kill each other.

Guess you're not as cool as you thought, streamer boy.

Don't give me that look. -3