Really Cool Spell Caster

Never paying for a haircut again just going hog wild with a pair of safety scissors in the bathroom mirror whenever it annoys me

I hate it when i say im going to do something and then i actually have to do it thats seriously effed up

Im no expert but to my untrained ear it sounds an awful lot like my neighbors are having some sort of tickle fight (lots of laughing + yelling + running around)

Put all my friends in tomadachi life and now im starting to feel weird because they are developing crushes on each other and im wondering how ethical it is for me to continue enabling it. Two of them so far have crushes on the same person and the solution ive thought of is to just create an astarion for that person to crush on so i can be guilt free

Enjoying Call Down the Hawk to its fullest by reading it right before bed and then dreaming about it and then waking up and reading more immediately post dream

Just paused my music only to hear that someone outside was listening to the exact song in their car with the volume so high i could hear it through my window

Inhaled mystic vapours yesterday’s eve which more than doubled my clown power

Really effed up and twisted that they put no kings day on my birthday given that i was born with the mandate of heaven and am destined to rule with an iron fist until the end of time