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who wants to take me to an aquarium and spend a whole day there listening to me say “wooowwww” and “they look so cute” at every fish

i can be trusted around the box of ice cream sandwiches in your freezer

chloe price really is one of the fictional lesbians of all time. she's had two Girl Best Friends in her life and she fell in love with both of them, she's a misandrist with blue hair and probably pronouns, she has posters of scantily clad women on her bedroom walls, she changes her phone background to a picture of max after being reunited with her for all of two days, she dares max to kiss her and then immediately gets all flustered when she actually does it.... i love her dearly

"Time to go beast mode" I say as I curl up into a ball, wrapped up in blankets, with my plushies and listening to soothing sounds for sleep .

“don’t be silly” no i think i will be, thanks

guys… liking the Beatles can happen to you at any time. it’s literally happening to me rn. you can’t escape it. Beatlemania comes for us all eventually.

does anyone wanna come have a lesbian summer with me? please?

I am no better than a dog. And when I say that I mean please let me curl up in your lap while you play with my hair.

romantic museum date?? we dress up nice ?? sooo romantic ??? hold hands ???