A Monster Who Loves Creatures @asleepymonster - Tumblr Blog

monamoni

Giant Otter

h00pqueen

Me, who has only seen sea otters and river otters: what the hell kind of a thing is that??

#giant river otter #my favorite otter #I love them so much

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

ashenmind

“Living weapon” covers a lot and all of it is hot

ashenmind

dying-crying-pining

“stabbing crying killing hot” has a fantastic ring to it

Hate the concept of guilty pleasures. I ain't guilty, but I feel sorry for you losers who can't enjoy all four Matrix films and the Animatrix.

#guilty pleasure #fuck that #unapologetic pleasure #also Godzilla 1998 #fucking fight me #🤓☝️ Ummm Well objectively those movies aren't actually good #no fuck you #that's subjective #you have decided some arbitrary criteria that a thing must tick to be good #that's subjectivity so fuck off

ahmnorhein-zkn

Repost, now do your honors.

choodraws

butcher bird 🪶

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

Watching Vincent Melpert Vinesauce play the Sega Saturn version of Shinobi X is a delightful experience that I highly recommend.

#sega Saturn curioso pack #that's the title of the video #vinny vinesauce #vinesauce

blasesaint

pmamtraveller

"Fat Tiger" by "Uncle Bum" (不二馬大叔).

#it's fat tiger Friday!

dinodanicus

Just one more dragon princess.

#she's so beautiful!#her face reminds me of Elsa from We're Back #Which is absolutely a compliment #I loved that movie as a kid #wore out my VHS and then wore out the VHS from the rental store #anyway love her

natoraptor

“Tour Guides”

-2026

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

Me, a 39 year old dude trying to keep up with the times and needing to indicate that I'm joking:

Lol.. wait no one uses that earnestly anymore. Um, XD... Wait does anyone use those anymore? Uuuuhhh, Hahaha... no actually that sounds stupid. Oh yeah, emojis! *Looks up a website of emojis and posts a link to a face laughing* perfect, you've done it again old boy.

#old posting #dinosaur man #I feel like my parents when I was a tween #sorry Mom and Dad

There was a 👏 spider on my 👏 toilet paper 👏 and I love spiders 👏👏 but it 👏 scared the shit 👏 out of me 👏👏👏👏👏

#spiders #I love you spiders #please don't be on my toilet paper again thank you #no I didn't kill him I just put him down and got different toilet paper

boozehund-blog

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

wolfprud3-deactivated20170620

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

bitterblackboricua

theimfamousbitch

guiltyidealist

Ten Years Of Ppl Who Celebrate Fictional Character Birthdays Are Annoying Pass It On

the-stew-goblin

Fun fact! Snake people do not have nipples as snakes do not produce milk!

This is unfortunate because snake milk stew can never exist, but you can't win them all.

SO STOP DRAWING SNAKE PEOPLE WITH BIG BAXINKADONKERS (unless there's a lore reason why that specific one is a mammals(or unless you just want to continue drawing them with gigantic baxinkadonkers)

asleepymonster

Love this because this is exactly my reaction when I see a snake lady with tits. First I'm like WTF WHY REPTILE HAVE BOMBZAZ?!? Then I remember oh yeah snake people aren't real and I hate the idea of snakes with robinsons but also I can't and don't want to police art so please keep doing what you want and I'll seethe about it privately. I'm happy for you though, keep doing you!

nbvagabond

i have never understood or played magic the gathering, but i have nothing but respect for it after seeing this tittieless snake woman

you could have gone the easy route. you could have given her titties. but you didn’t. cause she’s a reptile. thank you mtg. thank you.

the-long-dog

She is feeling Fresh and Fabulous.

songofkeys

SHE SURE IS because she is literally finishing up a shed there, look, you can see the last of it clinging to her tail

but she’s already dressed again, after peeling off the skin that would previously have been under that armor

the only logical conclusion here is that she wanted a picture of herself at her SHINIEST and PRETTIEST and hurried to get dressed once enough of her fresh and shiny new skin was uncovered

I bet her bestie took the picture and has been eagerly waiting with the magical fantasy camera for like, hours

“oh my GOD T’sissra your scales are SO VIBRANT this picture is going to be AMAZING”

sumkitty-blog

Extra bonus points because she used that skin as part of her backdrop. Its like a banner behind her head.

‘Out with the old, in with the glam!’

heroofthreefaces

I read “finishing up a shed” and for a few microseconds I was like “sexy AND an accomplished carpenter”

weeabooparadise94

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

So you're a vampire and you own a night club. Most of your employees are human, and you do not want any of them to get hurt or eaten. You have the club floor, two bar areas, a kitchen, and a vip area specificly for other vampires on the main floor.

With all this in mind, where do you put the first aid kits?

WRONG

IDIOT

You put it, and by it I mean one single first aid kit, at the end of the hall of the vip area. You also make sure to never ever update or replace it. Duh.

#sometimes authors really just be like #I need an excuse for the human to discover vampires/werewolves/magic/etc exists #and also I don't care even a little about how unlikely the situation in which they find this out is #so #one single first aid kit located at the end of the “only vampires allowed” hall #perfect

parkchanwoohoo

The facial expressions of everyone trying not to lose it are killing me

Trending Blogs

Last Seen Blogs

A Monster Who Loves Creatures