ask the gay

Do the doggos get to sleep in the bed with you guys? If not who is the mean dad that makes Mr. Fusspot sleep on his own bed?

Is there one thing about each other that you don't think you'll ever completely understand?

Hewwo? H-hewwo?? Mistew Vetinawi, youw Wowdship, sir?

Sorry if this goes against your nsfw rules, but I must ask. Who's top and who's bottom?

We know that back in the day Havelock was an amazing assassin. Does, or has he ever, used those skills to visit Sam when he shouldn't?

Does Vetinari get affectionate when he gets drunk? (well, not drunk. Tipsy)

The attempted murder charge aside, how much fun was it to arrest Verinari and hold him in a cell?

How did Havelock react when he heard what Vimes was up to in Überwald? You know, getting chased by a bunch of werewolves and stuff

Question for both Havelock and Samuel; what do you do when the other one gets sick?

Vetinari is injured. How will Vimes react?

Good evening, gentlemen! May I ask a question to His Lordship? ...Oh, silly me, that was already a question! Pardon me, gentlemen, the real one is: How do you express your affection towards the Commander? Or do you do it at all?

How is Sybil?

if you switched jobs who would be better, vimes as patrician or vetinari as commander?

Do you guys ever just hang out? Go for a cup of coffee or something?

does vetinari ever come on patrols/vimes hang out in meetings? i can imagine that its tough to make schedules meet otherwise