Dialovers Question and Ask RP

" Nice? That’s a tall order for someone like me, isn’t it? But... I suppose even a Bitch-chan deserves a break every now and then. "

[ laito tucks Yui's strand hair back at her Ear ]

" A dinosaur? You mean that ridiculous, dusty plastic thing? Honestly, I only took it because I knew it would make him twitch. "

" A 'battle'? Do not be absurd. There is no 'battle' to be had between a master of culinary science and someone who struggles to boil water without making a disaster of the kitchen. "

" Yui, if you insist on this embarrassment, prepare yourself to be lectured on basic hygiene and technique for the next three hours. "

" Sugar cubes? You’re trying to bribe me with sugar? ...Hah! You’ve got some guts, thinking you can just climb on my back like I’m some kind of pack mule. But, "

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-Papa Pastrami

" This is the least imbicile question I have ever have...."

NAHH

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" What is that? Some kind of deformed low-class servant? Why does it have a bat? Does it think it’s a delinquent? I’ll show it who owns this mansion! "

" It’s... it’s hideous. It has no soul, Teddy. Just look at those eyes... they're empty. It’s even more unpleasant than the human. Burn it. Burn the computer, Reiji!!! "

".....Well now, that’s certainly a unique aesthetic. I’ve seen some strange things in the Red Light District, but this? It’s almost... disturbing enough to be art. Tell me, little Bitch-chan, did you make this to haunt my dreams. "

" am not even going to dignify this... biological anomaly with a response. Delete this immediately. "

" .....I don't know what this 'Tung Tung' is, and I have no desire to find out. It looks like an experiment gone horribly wrong. "

" Whoa! It’s kinda funny, actually! It looks like a mascot from a fever dream! Hey, you think it can dance? Or maybe it’s a new type of rival? "

" Hah! What is that, a potato with legs? It looks like it’s ready to swing that bat at someone's head. I like its energy! If it showed up at our farm, I’d probably just keep it as a guard dog—or a scarecrow. "

Stay precious, homie

" Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone in between—welcome. You’ve gathered here to discuss my… curated collection. "

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" Stolen? That’s a strong word, Reiji. I just… borrowed some stuff. It looked like he had too many weird-smelling potions, so I just helped him declutter. "

" (⁠´⁠∩⁠｡⁠•⁠ ⁠ᵕ⁠ ⁠•⁠｡⁠∩⁠`⁠) ? "

" What is the meaning of this unseemly display? Do not touch me with your filthy human hands, Yui. If you're looking for your father, search the library; don't bother us with these pathetic sentimentalities. "

" Hah? You want to hug Ore-sama? You’re getting ahead of yourself, Chichinashi. Though... if you're that desperate for attention, I suppose I could let you, provided you know your place afterward. "

" I suggest you stop looking into places that don't concern you. My desk is organized for efficiency, not for your curiosity. "

Reiji, laito, and Carla when stocking comes up: