King Of The Squirrels

King!!! Why you are so cuteeee?!

Do the other egos ever try to bother your squirrels? *curious*

The Host sits at the meeting table, watching silently as King Of The Squirrels walks into the room. "Hello, King." He spoek softly, smiling at his friend. "How are you? I hope you're doing well."

Have you ever been to Olney, IL? They have white squirrels.

Since the squirrels belong to you, how long before I can expect to see you and your peanut butter beard staring at me from outside my window in the bushes?

*carries in what is quite possibly the biggest squirrel ever to grace the face of the planet* This is MuffinTop, and he won't stop stealing all my Aunt's peanuts from the bunnies even though she gives him more anyway. Advice?

I have two squirrels that live in my yard. Do they belong to you?

yay king!How are your squirrels?

(Have I thrown a cat at you yet? Well Imma throw one anyway. ) Heads Up! *Throws a cat*

"...At last the elusive king of the squirrels showed up- I've missed seeing you around" she said smirking

AAAHHHHH SCREAMING

HI KINGY!!!!!