Tip on the Tightrope

It was actually a Scrubs reference, but she’s so fierce so that could work too.

Maybe, but they do have a point about the whole dead weight kind of thing - which is kind of harshly put but yeah. 

Okay, so maybe some of our members have a harder time with the choreography than others. But have you heard Roderick and Spencer sing? They’re two of the strongest male vocalists in the group. 

Re-Watching Greys

Yeah, Sasha is my scooter. 

Why Sasha? Is she fierce? I’m just curious.

Why does everyone have to crap all over the blazers? Like, the guys aren’t going to stop wearing them so you might as well just accept that. I get that the team mentality kind of sucks but the guys just really want to win and are trying to do what they think’s best for the team even if they do come across kind of mean or whatever.

I just think it’s rude and unnecessary. 

So my mom found Sasha in the garage earlier, so she just might be making a comeback this week, walking to class is so overrated. 

...is Sasha your scooter?

Yeah. They’re super awesome guys and everything but what if I don’t wear the blazer one day and then they forget I’m one of them and  just stop talking to me? 

I think that would be counterproductive, since the Warblers don’t even exist as a team anymore. You’re all part of the New Directions, now. The blazers make you stand out and...I mean...no one really seems like they’re into the team mentality. We had that before you guys got here.

That’s crazy! What happened? I’m so out of the loop. Spill the deets. 

I don’t actually know! One day she was principal and the next day she wasn’t. And then they aired this news special about her where she pretty much exposed all of her crazy to the world.

Yeah, no. Getting slushied may suck but I’m pretty sure whatever the guys will do to me if I stop wearing this would be worse.

You’re afraid of what they might do to you? 

I heard all ‘bout that from the others, still seems a little crazy to have the gayblers join the new directions but I guess it works. Of course you are, we’re all pretty epic when we perform…but I’m guessing you just have a little issue with the dancing blazers. You’re the girl who originally tried to join them, right?

Well, we’ve got enough people to compete, so that’s a silver lining. I am. I just honestly can’t stand them - they’re misogynistic, they make the male/female ratio of the glee club so uneven that I can feel my ideas being pushed to the side, and the complain about everything not being good enough. Like our dance moves.

I’ll somehow put it into mind as a possible Halloween costume and will send you pictures if I end up choosing it. I go through about 5 different ideas of costumes per year but I’ll put it into consideration just because you suggested it. I could be the World’s Tallest Hobbit.

You could be Buddy the Hobbit!

Gotta love Netflix

Principal Sylvester was fired, the Warblers attend McKinley now, and I’m quite honestly missing alumni song performances because I’ve had just about enough blazer-tude for the rest of my life.