A Lonely Wretch Named Jervis Tetch!

And besides, do you not think it is impolite to ask such questions...? One's love life is meant to be private!

// She wishes.

I- oh, my fur and whiskers- y-you're certainly forward today! Shouldn't you be- focusing on your research, dear professor?? // Local idiot fool takes 12 years to draw anythign

Really, dear, this is no way to behave. Asking for a cake through Tumblr of all things is unnecessarily indirect, even for you.

// This is mainly just to have something to post while i work on an ask that requires Waylon and he is hard to draw, but Also. i just found it Really Really Funny

I'm far more of a baker than a cook, given how many desserts are needed for a successful tea party - but I'd be happy to try making you something! Once you use your manners, of course.

Such a complex issue... Though, why hold yourself to just one! Variety is the spice of life after all - it's perfectly natural to have multiple favorites!

GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS!! Lovely to see you all!! Is what I would say, if I could peek through the screen at the oh-so-lovely people reading this at present! I, the Mad Hatter - otherwise known as Jervis Tetch, as well as various other monikers unceremoniously bestowed upon me by the Gotham Gazette and Arkham staff - have decided to begin a QnA of sorts! I wish I could claim it as some sort of attempt at getting the public on my side again, a heartfelt attempt at being understood, but in truth I am merely very bored. So don't hesitate to send through any questions you may have!! Pretty, pretty please!