I am all ears; Ask Away

Just get riiiight to the point, Doofy! Can I call you Doofy? SURE I CAN!

I also have a giant Crow somewhere..

He doesn’t pay me any mind though.

I’d get away with stealing his book.

It didn’t go well the first time. If he wanted me to, I could break him out of jail. But I’m still a bit nervous because of our last interaction.

You know. Normal things. Like screwing people over and ruining their lives. 

...Burn all the taco bells..

You mean that animated thing that constable-frozen makes creepy pictures about?

Nooo! Nothing related to ANIME THINGS unless it’s something good..! I only have so much patience for those.. huge eyed freaks of nature! Wait.. maybe I’m saying something about myself...

Thus ends the wife M!A. I’ll always remember Crow Wife! 

I refuse to acknowledge that you weeaboo’s exist... get away from me!