AskTheDanishDork

“Oh ho ho, this is rich. You’re so sweet Swe, you want to give me a kiss as well while you’re at it!? 

“Haha, uhhh, well shit. Ugh, ok, you know what…

“…I guess you’re nice as well..

“I’m not just gonna walk away without giving you a compliment back, alright? You’re pretty cool, at least for being Swedish and all I mean..

“This stays between us only though, correct?!” 

“Dude, heck yes, I was planning on rewatching it for the sixth time anyways. I’ll buy the tickets if you buy the snacks, let’s go!” 

“I’ve watched it, or rather… I’ve tried to watch it. I only got through the first few episodes. I usually like that kind of genre but the whole scenario kinda freaked me out, seeing my place all destroyed. I mean-

“-it’s my country, of course I get scared!

“…Seeing it in a state like that. Ugh.

“It did remind me a lot of this story I’ve read called Gutters or something though, didn’t finish that one either but it was interesting reading about Peter and me having fun in the apocalypse! Maybe I should continue that one!” :D

“HAH! Why would I be scared of spiders, I have no idea where you’ve gotten that rumour from dude! Jost look at this- 

“-I have a fricking spider on my SHIRT!

“Me scared of spiders?

“They fear ME!”

“Well, it really matters who I’m trying to woo, doesn’t it? I’d go with being myself really, maybe take my date to a place where they serve their fav food or something! It’s all about their interests, yeah?

“If someone wants to woo me though you should combine all three of those things: 

“Take me to a LEGO-restaurant dinner, 

“where we eat among LEGO-people, 

“and have flowers mad of LEGO.

“100% I will follow you home no hesitation.” 

“If you have noone to celebrate today with spend some time on yourself because what better time than today to buy that thing you’ve wanted or eat your fav meal! And remember to try to love yourself, if you have a difficult time doing that remember that I love you and that you are amazing even if your brain says otherwise. As a bonus have a few more pics of me fooling around in ps under the cut!” ;) <3

“Well,

“We drink. A LOT.

“At the same time we have a bunch of other contests going on all the time so everything gets kind of a big clutter after a while, it’s difficult really keeping track of who wins what game or contest, in the end we just go wild whenever we feel like it, either to celebrate or to forget haha!”

“Only a few times really, back in the days when I was really young and stuff, he was…

“…Special…

“Or maybe is special? I’ve heard he’s doing the same stuff as me on this site, I guess people like him rise from the dead when they find something new to conquer, this time around it’s the internet haha!”

@grandparomeaskblog :D

“I can’t really choose just ONE.

“I’ve celebrated it so many times it’s really difficult to just decide which one was the best, but I mean… This Christmas was pretty great I’d say, no work, no stress, and no worries. uwu

“If I’m gonna be honest with ya Christmas is just one of those holidays that’s all too hyped up nowadays, as long as I get to avoid working on the 24th I’m happy haha!”

“Well,

“I’m meeting Sweden in his capital for a meeting.

“It’s gonna be…Boring.

“First real work after my vacation, ugh I’d prefer just chilling at home instead of meeting that dude..” :/

The only thing he’s been doing since November, pretty much:

*He be chilling, who cares about work, right?*

“I’ll have to go back to answering questions now I guess...”

It's not 2019 just yet but I gotta say the three words at some point this evening so it'll be now. And also a late merry Christmas because I was stupid and didn't post anything back then :'))