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Swedishfish

“Why is it, in the heat of the moment we say things we don’t mean?” Like the sun, our temper flares, words come out of our mouth, but nobody cares to think about what to say before they say it. They just let it run loose. It’s like drenching a rope bridge in gasoline and starting the fire, you can’t take it back down, it’s too late. So think about what you say. Because it would be too easy for people to just turn and walk away.

Hey guys, just a helpful top, when you are trying to pick up a girl, do not straight up ask if she has a girlfriend. This makes it seem like you only want sex and aren't interested in anything else. If you -really- want to get to know a girl better, compliment her instead and be discreet, like wow, your boyfriend is so lucky! Just assume every girl has a boyfriend, if she doesn't, when you continue to talk to her, she will tell you. If she's not interested in you or does have a boyfriend, she'll say that shes dating someone. In that case, just remind her that her boyfriend is a very lucky guy and tell her to have a good night or day. Don't put her down because she doesn't want you, don't bother her, don't harass her. Just move on. Thank you.

Saw this dude wearing these shoes and I couldn't figure out what the fuck kinda of leprechaun would wear those.

I Believe I Can Fly

"excuse me sir. trying to get through here"

helm. u ok. hey buddee. u ok? buddee?

helm u ok