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ASK BLACKROCK’S GREATEST MIND

As of late, we at Korblox Industries® have noticed a problem of transparency in our practices, which have led to misunderstandings about our values. Because of this we have decided to create a space where our most prolific staff member can be as open as possible, the head of our robotics department, Subspace T. Mine.

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Absolutely no credible citations on the part of why they look like real individuals. Do any of you know how to back up your claims??

This type of disrespect will not be tolerated in the Orange Juice fan club!

Begin tolerating now or I will make sure you won’t see the end of this.

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I’m going to begin testing on these things if you people don’t stop giving them to me.

I don’t want anyone taking over my life, even if it was my clone!! It wouldn’t know what hard work actually looked like if it just spends most of its time in a basement anyways.

Get off the premises.

I cannot even begin to tell you how many unessecary complications that would make. I don’t need the advice of someone who clearly knows nothing, as Blackrock is also already a leading faction!!

I am not cute, I can easily prove otherwise.

What are you looking for exactly? Is there something you want me to say?! There is nothing good to remember, and I can’t disclose anything anyways. Not that I want to.

Biografts need to stay on task; they ignore anything that doesn’t relate to their objective. Chicken toy does nothing!!

Yes! Exactly!! Pink makes much more of a visual impact than any green or blue. It simply doesn’t make sense not to like it!!

-poor anon

Not my problem!!

What are you talking about?? That hasn’t happened to me, and I haven’t ever heard of that happening in other phights either. All of you have gone mental.

Subspace struggles to carry the heavy box, so instead, he opts for letting it go. There is a loud thud, which is accompanied by a chorus of surprised squeaks.

What in the inpherno?? More of these things??

Tentatively, he opens the box, and pushes the flaps aside.

You’ve got to be kidding me.

I thunk i know how beans work and why they look like people you know! and why they donr occur in nature!!

the beans are from a world similar to this one, the only difference being well.. their shape!

Which as a result prevents them from being normal in nature (especially if they look like folks YOU know!)

- test subject anon

I’m going to need a lot of citations to even begin believing this.

douses you in febreze

okay have a good day. or dont

AUGH!! DO NOT SPRAY MY OPEN WOUNDS!!