Ask Squittix the Little Mouser

“…hm. If anything probably try applying for your basic part time not sure if someone your…size…can take on jobs worth good coin if I’m guessing your asking for more specialized jobs vs whose hiring at the coffee shops. Might be incredibly boring but its safer and you’ll have kinder experiences around here and probably make friends and have an average kind of blah blah memories. Way more calm then most people. Longer life expectancy and happiness trust me.” He was on the snark train and there was no stopping his motor mouth, “although you’ll have to probably wear a uniform and I don’t think they’ll allow theif mouth bandannas so might want to search for places run by shy-guys. They might be kind and let you wear a mask if you’re nervous about your identity even though you shouldn’t be if you’re new here…of course if its for other things sorry my mistake.” He unfolded his arms at the end of it all and gave a long shrug.

Squittix felt bad for the guy, if he were to be honest. Squittix didn’t often think about how others lives are, he simply thought about what could benifit his own. Which would of course get him into trouble. “I am not a Rat, thanks. But, Fine. I’ll leave you alone.” Squittix squints his eyes almost like he’s scowling.

He popped in some french fries while dialing his bank to see what he could do for now. Squittix had gotten away with about 500 coins plus his cards and id and Miyamoto he was buying a chain for his next wallet. He should have been more careful.

My muse will then react to it being spread.

💚 - friendship 💙 - kinship ( blood or symbolic familial bond ) 💔 - past relationship 💜 - hateship ( they hate each other but can’t stay away ) 💛 - hateship ( enemies ) 💟 - friends with benefits ❤ - romantic relationship

1. What’s their full name? Why was that chosen? Does it mean anything? 2. Do they have any titles? How did they get them? 3. Did they have a good childhood? What are fond memories they have of it? What’s a bad memory? 4. What is their relationship with their parents? What’s a good and bad memory with them? Did they know both parents? 5. Do they have any siblings? What’s their names? What is their relationship with them? Has their relationship changed since they were kids to adults? 6. What were they like at school? Did they enjoy it? Did they finish? What level of higher education did they reach? What subjects did they enjoy? Which did they hate? 7. Did they have lots of friends as a child? Did they keep any of their childhood friends into adulthood? 8. Did they have pets as a child? Do they have pets as an adult? Do they like animals? 9. Do animals like them? Do they get on well with animals? 10. Do they like children? Do children like them? Do they have or want any children? What would they be like as a parent? Or as a godparent/babysitter/ect? 11. Do they have any special diet requirements? Are they a vegetarian? Vegan? Have any allergies? 12. What is their favourite food? 13. What is their least favourite food? 14. Do they have any specific memories of food/a restaurant/meal? 15. Are they good at cooking? Do they enjoy it? What do others think of their cooking? 16. Do they collect anything? What do they do with it? Where do they keep it? 17. Do they like to take photos? What do they like to take photos of? Selfies? What do they do with their photos? 18. What’s their favourite genre of: books, music, tv shows, films, video games and anything else 19. What’s their least favourite genres? 20. Do they like musicals? Music in general? What do they do when they’re favourite song comes? 21. Do they have a temper? Are they patient? What are they like when they do lose their temper? 22. What are their favourite insults to use? What do they insult people for? Or do they prefer to bitch behind someone’s back? 23. Do they have a good memory? Short term or long term? Are they good with names? Or faces? 24. What is their sleeping pattern like? Do they snore? What do they like to sleep on? A soft or hard mattress? 25. What do they find funny? Do they have a good sense of humour? Are they funny themselves? 26. How do they act when they’re happy? Do they sing? Dance? Hum? Or do they hide their emotions? 27. What makes them sad? Do they cry regularly? Do they cry openly or hide it? What are they like they are sad? 28. What is their biggest fear? What in general scares them? How do they act when they’re scared? 29. What do they do when they find out someone else’s fear? Do they tease them? Or get very over protective? 30. Do they exercise? Regularly? Or only when forced? What do they act like pre-work out and post-work out? 31. Do they drink? What are they like drunk? What are they like hungover? How do they act when other people are drunk or hungover? Kind or teasing? 32. What do they dress like? What sorta shops do they buy clothes from? Do they wear the fashion that they like? What do they wear to sleep? Do they wear makeup? What’s their hair like? 33. What underwear do they wear? Boxers or briefs? Lacey? Comfy granny panties? 34. What is their body type? How tall are they? Do they like their body? 35. What’s their guilty pleasure? What is their totally unguilty pleasure? 36. What are they good at? What hobbies do they like? Can they sing? 37. Do they like to read? Are they a fast or slow reader? Do they like poetry? Fictional or non fiction? 38. What do they admire in others? What talents do they wish they had? 39. Do they like letters? Or prefer emails/messaging? 40. Do they like energy drinks? Coffee? Sugary food? Or can they naturally stay awake and alert? 41. What’s their sexuality? What do they find attractive? Physically and mentally? What do they like/need in a relationship? 42. What are their goals? What would they sacrifice anything for? What is their secret ambition? 43. Are they religious? What do they think of religion? What do they think of religious people? What do they think of non religious people? 44. What is their favourite season? Type of weather? Are they good in the cold or the heat? What weather do they complain in the most? 45. How do other people see them? Is it similar to how they see themselves? 46. Do they make a good first impression? Does their first impression reflect them accurately? How do they introduce themselves? 47. How do they act in a formal occasion? What do they think of black tie wear? Do they enjoy fancy parties and love to chit chat or loathe the whole event? 48. Do they enjoy any parties? If so what kind? Do they organise the party or just turn up? How do they act? What if they didn’t want to go but were dragged along by a friend? 49. What is their most valued object? Are they sentimental? Is there something they have to take everywhere with them? 50. If they could only take one bag of stuff somewhere with them: what would they pack? What do they consider their essentials?

End

“…hm. If anything probably try applying for your basic part time not sure if someone your…size…can take on jobs worth good coin if I’m guessing your asking for more specialized jobs vs whose hiring at the coffee shops. Might be incredibly boring but its safer and you’ll have kinder experiences around here and probably make friends and have an average kind of blah blah memories. Way more calm then most people. Longer life expectancy and happiness trust me.” He was on the snark train and there was no stopping his motor mouth, “although you’ll have to probably wear a uniform and I don’t think they’ll allow theif mouth bandannas so might want to search for places run by shy-guys. They might be kind and let you wear a mask if you’re nervous about your identity even though you shouldn’t be if you’re new here…of course if its for other things sorry my mistake.” He unfolded his arms at the end of it all and gave a long shrug.

Squittix felt bad for the guy, if he were to be honest. Squittix didn’t often think about how others lives are, he simply thought about what could benifit his own. Which would of course get him into trouble. “I am not a Rat, thanks. But, Fine. I’ll leave you alone.” Squittix squints his eyes almost like he’s scowling.

You know the neopet brushes? Well, I made an art challenge for it.

“…hm. If anything probably try applying for your basic part time not sure if someone your…size…can take on jobs worth good coin if I’m guessing your asking for more specialized jobs vs whose hiring at the coffee shops. Might be incredibly boring but its safer and you’ll have kinder experiences around here and probably make friends and have an average kind of blah blah memories. Way more calm then most people. Longer life expectancy and happiness trust me.” He was on the snark train and there was no stopping his motor mouth, “although you’ll have to probably wear a uniform and I don’t think they’ll allow theif mouth bandannas so might want to search for places run by shy-guys. They might be kind and let you wear a mask if you’re nervous about your identity even though you shouldn’t be if you’re new here…of course if its for other things sorry my mistake.” He unfolded his arms at the end of it all and gave a long shrug.

“I’ve dealt with enough shit bags like you to know you’re going nowhere, probably going to die in some alley way with your throat slit trying to steal from a fellow thief. Or worse killed by bodyguards. You come from a long line of worthless no good thieves. Probably told its a noble proffession or some line of worthless garbage they use from where ever you are. This isn’t your home. You aren’t worth anything here.” His voice was mostly monotone and low as he spoke, “you want to be a real thief, want some kind of battle scar? Call me old man again and I’ll show you what its like to have a face full of fireball you worthless BRAT.” He snarled feeling the rage starting a low burn in the back of his throat and shoved the mouse away while letting go of his hand. Liam’s lips were peeled back and he looked pretty crazy.

“…hm. If anything probably try applying for your basic part time not sure if someone your…size…can take on jobs worth good coin if I’m guessing your asking for more specialized jobs vs whose hiring at the coffee shops. Might be incredibly boring but its safer and you’ll have kinder experiences around here and probably make friends and have an average kind of blah blah memories. Way more calm then most people. Longer life expectancy and happiness trust me.” He was on the snark train and there was no stopping his motor mouth, “although you’ll have to probably wear a uniform and I don’t think they’ll allow theif mouth bandannas so might want to search for places run by shy-guys. They might be kind and let you wear a mask if you’re nervous about your identity even though you shouldn’t be if you’re new here…of course if its for other things sorry my mistake.” He unfolded his arms at the end of it all and gave a long shrug.