“But I thought-!”

The Saxxy Awards are not just for Team Fortress 2 content.

“But it’s always prominently announced on the TF2 blo-!”

The Saxxy Awards are not just for Team Fortress 2 content.

“But the prizes are mostly TF2 rela-!”

The Saxxy Awards are not just for Team Fortress 2 content.

“But it’s namesake is a character from T-!!”

The Saxxy Awards are not just for Team Fortress 2 content.

It’s not a TF2 SFM contest. It’s a SFM contest, period. Is it reasonable to not have known that? Of course - this whole shit needs to be overhauled. But if you’ve read this far now you know, so go tell it on the fucking mountain and stop crying.

Here it is, the Long Gone Gulch official trailer! This was a labor of love and we hope you enjoy it as much as we did making it. Please watch it in HD if it hasn’t already done so. Another announcement will be released next week! Stay tuned!

You like squids more than anyone else I know, so I wanted to show you my sister’s (Zammasu) cosplay! She made the whole thing herself! (Hope this actually uploaded as a gif) 

PSA: if you happen to have any kind of allergies such as tree pollen allergies (any oral allergy for that matter), stay away from drinking Coca-Cola Life.

I drank one yesterday because the coke people were doing a promotion and were giving them away and I became violently ill, seriously like vomiting for hours and chills and horrible feeling of death.

Coca-cola Life has Stevia and a quick google search mentions that if you’ve a ragweed allergy, hay fever, you can have an allergic reaction to Stevia.

Me: 

As you may have heard, Cartoon Network adjusted its schedule today, and Steven Universe now only airs once a week. No more repeats, just two episodes every Thursday

Knowing Cartoon Network’s track record when it comes to cancelling shows that girls like, people are worried

I’ve seen multiple posts going around listing different ways to show Cartoon Network that Steven Universe can make a profit, but there’s also some conflicting information going around, and I have yet to see one post listing every option. So I’m making this post

THINGS YOU CAN BUY

Gem Glow DVD - Did you know the first SU DVD just came out? Twelve episodes from season 1A including Laser Light Cannon, Steven’s Lion, and Giant Woman. It also comes with the pilot. I linked to it on Amazon, but it should be available elsewhere

Season 1A and Season 1B on iTunes - Episodes come in pairs for $3 each, but you can also buy a whole season for $25. If you buy Season 1B then you’ll get all the new episodes for the rest of the season as they come out

BOOM! Studios comic books - People don’t talk about them nearly as much as the show (to the point where I have yet to see anyone on my dash mention the comics today), but they exist and are good and you can buy them

Official merch via Cartoon Network - A little pricey, but hey, they have some shirts and phone cases and mugs

Official merch via WeLoveFine - Mostly shirts. A few of them are on sale for the next seven hours. I think you can also get some of these from Hot Topic

THINGS YOU CAN DO WITHOUT SPENDING MONEY

Contrary to popular belief, watching the show on Cartoon Network does not affect the ratings and will not help. American TV ratings are an estimate based on a sample group of households that have Nielsen boxes installed. If you have to ask whether or not you have one then that means you don’t have one. Most people don’t

That being said, you can enter in your TV service provider info to watch episodes of Steven Universe on the Cartoon Network website. Just make sure you don’t have an ad blocker enabled. If you have a smartphone or tablet, you can also download the Cartoon Network app to do this

If you don’t have cable/satellite TV, you can still click that link to watch one free episode. The current free episode is Space Race. Again, disable your ad blocker

If nothing else, like the Steven Universe page on Facebook and try to get the show trending on Facebook and Twitter. Those are the only two social networks that Cartoon Network’s execs might be paying attention to

crossovers are awesome.