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My dog has been behind me chewing up her toy since I started and she finally got in the frame I’ve been waiting for her to do it all night so

Have my dog caught in the act of destroying her things as a present from me 

I love her so much honestly 

Okay so I just...put the numbers there and done!

“Your order has been placed”

Relax chief nobody actually giwves a shit about company cards 

I’wve seen my dad buy loads of stuff for his stores for more than a shrimpy 1200 bucks

Vwell there’s this T-birds jacket that I found a vwhile ago, right?

And get this: it’s an authentic prop, like straight from the set.

But it costs 1200 bucks that I didn’t hawve

Except nowv that I found my dad’s company platinum card...

I think I can afford it

Vwhatewver chief I don’t ewven care

If no one vwants to get me anyfin for wvalentine’s day, (vwhich I don’t understand, I mean, I’m great vwhy vwouldn’t they) then I’ll just get somefin for myself

Nobody knowvs me like me anyvways, I am obwviously great at giwving myself presents

Huh. Maybe that’s vwhy no one got me anyfin

Cuz they vwere all too afraid of disappointing me?. 

I mean I can’t blame them, I do hawve expensiwve tastes

Can you hear this?

I reely don’t see howv that’s any of your business chief

Because Wvalentine’s Day is fucking stupid that’s vwhy chief 

Vwhy is it it ewven a thing is vwhat I vwanna knowv

So

I sent her one of Sokka because she kept getting annoyed by the puns I made when we marathoned a:tla.