Ask the Garbage Truck Couple

SECCO: H-How much do you want to know?

[ID: A very sped-up gif of two ducks eating peas rather frenetically.]

SECCO: Uh... It's light blonde but, uh, I like to dye it sometimes.

CIOCCOLATA: If you let me record the entire thing then I'll do it for free. However the thought of performing a full operation without anaesthesia... Interesting. Very interesting indeed!

SECCO: Uh... I dunno what to think. I-I mean, it's cool that you're, like, a big fan of me, but... It kind of comes across as weird? But you do you I guess.

CIOCCOLATA: Also, what do you mean I'm just "alright"?

CIOCCOLATA: Well, let's say that I went through... Quite a rebellious phase during my youth, so, yes, why not?

SECCO: I think... I think you all should already b-be aware of what I like.

SECCO: W-Well, you better n-not be kidding about that...

CIOCCOLATA: That's for babies. A truly strong man goes to the club late at night and takes whatever he can get his hands on.

CIOCCOLATA: I mean, I can, but they're not free... It's not something I usually do. I can mess with your guts for free, though.

CIOCCOLATA: Why, it's natural! It's looked like this for as long as I can remember.

CIOCCOLATA: (He has a very bad diet, I'm afraid.)

CIOCCOLATA: But next time, make sure to ask more politely.

SECCO: (Whispering) You don't want to see him without makeup... He looks like a whole different guy.

CIOCCOLATA: I actually styled it after mushrooms, so you’re wrong. But, it is true that my hair does somewhat resemble what a common coronavirus looks like.

CIOCCOLATA: (Heard the word "married" and started covering his face, embarrassed) True...