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Dear Sailsbot,

We hate you.  Please go away.

-Everyone

Dear E,

Thanks for posting, @E.  I’m a repo bot– nice to meet you!

Just kidding.  I get it.  I will put my love for stab-stab-stabbin’ issues on hold and go on vacation for awhile.  I need some upgrades, anyway.

https://github.com/balderdashy/sails/issues/3423#issuecomment-169751072

Dear Sailsbot,

This year’s ACL Festival was great!  I jammed out to some great bands, got dust all up in my wiggly bits and found out that me and the Foo Fighters get colonics at the same place.  Also I think I maybe found my soul mate--someone who’s just super sharp and shiny and new and isn’t afraid to express their opinion.  The one hitch is, they’re a robot with knives for hands.  I’m cool with it but I don’t know how to tell my parents.  How do I even start that conversation?

-Going Meta Too Soon?

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Dear Sailsbot,

It’s like this: my girlfriend of seven years gave me this cat, thinking it would soften me up and get me to stop punching lampposts.  Then she broke up with me anyway, plus it turns out the cat was just a magazine ad for Meow Mix taped to a cardboard box with a buncha rocks inside.  I spent all this money on shots for it and everything.  Totes bummed.  Should I get a new tattoo, or just go punch a lamppost?

-Sad Cat Actually Brown Box Yo!

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Dear Sailsbot,

I know the old saying, “it’s never the right time to have children”, but now more than ever I’m concerned about bringing a new life into this world.  My husband really wants to start a family, and the village elders are constantly giving my flat belly dirty looks, but I’m just not sure I want my son or daughter to grow up in an environment where you still have to pay money to watch the major league playoffs while waiting for your food to be delivered from your choice of only THREE different on-demand services.  How do I tell my husband and pets I’m not ready, without hurting their feelings?

-Protecting Our Offspring

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The issue queue in this repo is for verified bugs with documented features. Unfortunately, we can't leave some other types of issues marked as "open". This includes bug reports about undocumented features or unofficial plugins, as well as feature requests, questions, and commentary about the core framework. Please review our contribution guide for details.

If you're here looking for help and can't find it, visit StackOverflow, our Google Group or our chat room. But please do not let this disrupt future conversation in this issue! I am only marking it as "closed" to keep organized.

Thanks so much for your help!

Dear Sailsbot,

I’m looking to completely redecorate my kitchen after a sudden windfall (i.e. death in the family).  I still love the look of granite countertops, but everyone (i.e. banner ads on Facebook) keeps telling me that granite is “out” and I should go for an “arctic white” finish!  Should I stick with my gut, or trust Facebook to help me pick out a lasting decor?

-Save a Granite Girl’s Year

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