Welcome to Rock Bottom

‘She’s quite the girl to be able to tame this circus master :3c’

Hey, what’s happening my home skillets. The names Sir Walter Dooshkok. I know what you’re thinking, pretty groovy name. Make fun of it and I’ll bust your ass. If you haven’t guessed, I’m a captain with the local city guard. I’m a fair, but a by the book copper. When I’m not patrolling the streets, I’m usually winding down at Rock Bottom, pounding down the brewskis. You hip cats can lay down any questions you may have for me. And don't worry, once the clock strikes 6, I could care less if your activities are not “legal.” Just don’t touch my brews. 

(Post - Bryan)

i dont really do drinking buddies

im usauly. usualy. usually fuck. jumpin into whatever darla is talkin about to whoever is thee. there.

or suckerin other s into drinkin contests.poor sobs dont never what they getting into

The Silverhands are here today for some questions, they’re eager to answer!!

“Greetings and salutations, one and all! My name is Odette, and this adorable little one is Bernadette! Mrs. Rockman set up this blog for us, since so many of you seem to be interested in her lovely establishment, and it’s regulars. And so, here we are! You can usually find me here, chatting away with the others, or flustering my radiant girlfriend, Ms. Constance Moreau. Otherwise, you can catch me around my circus tent, just outside of town. We run a neat little show with help of my co-owner, Val, when they’re around, and my sweet little sword swallowing pseudo son, Andre! I look forwards to answering your questions, dear ones!”

Name’s Fen. Wood elf. I live here.

*A small framed man casually attempts to strike a friendly conversation with you. How nice!*

(Post - Zack)

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