Ask Rose Lalonde

Problem? I'm not sure who your sources are, but they're certainly not peer-reviewed.

I'm calling it more of a vacation.

The others have had plenty of time to relax.

I don't see why I shouldn't be granted the same courtrsy.

You know, it was actually a concern of mine that the two of us wouldn't get along. And I'll be the first to admit it wasn't easy to adjust to his... cacophonous personality.

Luckily I consider myself to be well-versed in adaptation.

Well, Christmas means gifts, which generally means books.

In what universe am I my own grandmother?

My genetics are 1/2 my mother's, and 1/2 Dave's brother's. That's it. No hilariously Freudian self-cest or inbreeding needed.

Not at all. Surprisingly, I quickly became fed up with being manipulated by near-omnipotent beings. Go figure.

Well, not to brag, but we do have our own handshake.

I enjoy watching children's television shows as well as browsing through various anthropomorphic websites of questionable taste.

well duh!! stuff broke out there all the time!

i'm pretty much a plumbing master at this point. B)

i don't fuck around when it comes to functional plumbing!!

i should be like the national plumbing awareness poster girl or something!

they're both dorks.

When we were younger- much younger- the two of us used to roleplay our Squiddle OCs.

Oh, more drawing practice. Excellent.

i hope you don't mind i took some artistic liberties, rose!! :D

That's okay. I did too.

You request that as if it is somehow out of the ordinary.

We do this kind of thing all the time.

Although playing Truth or Dare with John is rarely an entertaining experience.

For some reason "lick my foot" is his default dare.

He thinks it's hilarious.