My Name is Rachel

Okay, now we send a copy of this passage to tom-114 and let the fun begin

destinies are for losers

exactly his (lack of) humour

You mean he doesn’t own it already??

Show it to Zach and take pictures when the poor design choices make him cry!

Looks like everyone else is just fucking around!

Clearly, we know which one is the most realistic.

Looks like everyone else is just fucking around!

He doesn’t want to talk about it, god, have you no tact?

Man, I haven’t posted in forever...

Aw, well if this seems like too big of an accomplishment for you…. I wouldn’t want you to feel overwhelmed by human literary accomplishment….

The “resident annoying cousin-smoocher” has passed on the task to “resident annoying nephew” so have fun kids

That sounds much more hilarious, good idea. Ury, wanna read a totally accurate and respectful portrayal of how kids & aliens would get along if there were real aliens in real life? :D

this thing has over 9000 pages why should I

Aw, well if this seems like too big of an accomplishment for you.... I wouldn’t want you to feel overwhelmed by human literary accomplishment....

The “resident annoying cousin-smoocher” has passed on the task to “resident annoying nephew” so have fun kids

That sounds much more hilarious, good idea. Ury, wanna read a totally accurate and respectful portrayal of how kids & aliens would get along if there were real aliens in real life? :D

Time to go practice my staff fighting skills.

back the fuck up, this means a black bear is a black brown