oh, uh...

BRO: @askalphad? BRO: i... i don’t know who that is.

BRO: i’m not really used to affection, but... BRO: i can’t say i don’t like it. BRO: even if i’m shit at returning it.

BRO: i’m... not really sure. BRO: maybe one day, but... BRO: based one what little i do know, i doubt he wants to see me. BRO: it’s not like i’d know where to start, anyway.

{{ thank you!!!!!!!

BRO: i don’t do too much. BRO: the smuppet site is still making bank, so money isn’t much of an issue. BRO: i try to keep myself occupied.

BRO: now that’s something i can manage.

BRO: i have a billion fuckin’ scars as it is, i don’t need to be jamming needles through sensitive parts of my body.

BRO: too tall...

BRO: look, i get it. i’m stupid and gullible. BRO: but i’m not too stupid to fucking google something.

BRO: nah. BRO: i might get one sooner or later, but i don’t know what kind i’d want. BRO: i’m open to suggestions, i guess.

BRO: ...is that what his name was?

BRO: my memory is just about as shit as they come. i barely remember anything before the meteors. my memory of my own damn apartment is pretty fuzzy. shit’s like looking through a fogged up window when i try to perform basic recollection of events, i swear. BRO: and before i lived here? that shit’s all dark to me. BRO: sorry, bros.

BRO: I'VE NEGLECTED MY MYSPACE FOR FIFTEEN YEARS!!!!!!!

{{ you absolute fool. this is canon.

{{ dont take advantage of him he hasnt had a chance to leave the early 2000s yet....!!!!!!!! D:

BRO: ...i don’t remember.