Ask BB & A

FEATURING: THEM!

You put the wrong image.

SHHHHHH I DIDNTTTT

Anywho, don’t tell A… I’m not fixing the image.

It’s Beyond here >=] because I AINT A BACKUP! Me and my partner in crime run this blog. Feel free to ask us anything in the entire universe ever. Because, legend has it, we know everything.

Don’t ask us anything weird though. Please. And make sure this person who I actually don’t know at all and have no relation to changes the image as well.

Don’t lie, Alex, we’re inseparable.

*deep audible sigh*

~ OOC: Welcome to my ask blog! I run @ask-m-squared-flavored-madness and am @funnydishserver along with my art account @funnydishserver42. Heads up: I have my own interpretations and headcanons for these characters, and people do not have the same headcanons, so if you don’t agree with them, don’t attack me and other people with differing views. I am doing this just for fun and to show my love for these characters. If you don’t vibe with it, chill somewhere else.

Thank you!!

And yet Americans complain about bathroom stoners and vapers.

Beyond: Oopsie daisy..

A: The attic, duh.

B: Favorite place besides our old dorm room (courtesy of Roger for kicking us out despite having all the funds in the world to make more rooms for new kids. snotty rich people SMH!!) to lick jam off my fingers, read shoujo, —

A: He reads a shit ton of shoujo..

B: HOLY UP!!!

A: And you’re doing the thing again..

(real ones get the reference)

B: laugh our asses off at 2am at random things..

A: And listening to my music collection. *he whips out a few mixtapes from his hands like a deck of cards* B: After all of the horrors of the daytime, of course.

A: complicated story. first of all, we were actually VERY competitive with each other. Not just academically, but also socially. I used to pretend to be cheerful and charismatic and extroverted, and became very popular with the others, asserting my dominance over everyone and Beyond, just to feel like I was something because aghh in the Wammys House that’s what you had to do in order to be something. On the inside though, my true self was withering away, and so was my sanity. Still is, but I stopped putting on an act for a show everyone had left.

B: I was constantly battling him for the top position of successor. I always wondered how I was still #2, because I felt I had an advantage over him with my photographic memory and skills. Sounds ridiculous now that I think back on it, but the title of L really did mean the whole world.

A: ‘Til we met the guy.

B: Now we bother the shit out of Roger and got kicked out of our dorm, but through everything, we stick together.

B: Sometimes in my free time I run a store across the street from Wammy’s called Store and sell other orphans interesting and suspicious items. Or I go to random places for example the library, sedate the librarian, then cosplay as them. Before I entered the Wammy’s House though, there was this shady guy that would give me food and money if i stole things from others in England because England has proven itself to be quite strange… but ya gotta do what ya gotta do

A: I have to go and find him and tell him to get his ass to class.

B: And then I say, “I no no wanna.”

A: *shoves hand in B’s face* oh yes and then i also spend years working tirelessly in competition of other people for a title i don’t even really want only to realize hey this place is actually kinda f.cked up yknow. very fun

A: He’s doing great anon don’t worry this has happened multiple times before.

A: Yeah because he’s an idiot 😭

Oh, this is gonna take some hole digging… B, didn’t we meet when we were like, 7?

May 5th, 1988.

…How the hell-

I remember every single thing that has ever happened in my life. :3

……… Anyways- It was like yesterday when I ran outside the [REDACTED] orphanage with all the other kids, cause y'know, it was outside time. What I expected was finding myself under a tree, secluded from the rest, dived into another chunky novel. I didn't expect to find this idiot.

thats me!

*A covered Beyond's mouth playfully*

AAAAAAAAAAA-

(Beyond and A are now in seperate rooms for this ask, as they kept attacking each other).

As I was saying, I went over to my usual spot, secluded from everyone else, and then Beyond just. literally wandered over to me. away from the crowd. I guess he didn't really like people, or at least huge amounts of them. Me neither though, so.

He actually scared the living shit out of me with his messy hair and the piercing stare of his red eyes at first. Now, I love that part of him!- I mean, uhhhhh...

What I thought of A at first was just another person I was curious about that I didn't necessarily want to get close to, because #1: Did I trust anyone? NO. #2: NUMBER 2 IS PERSONAL. Come back with a warrant.

(do you really want to get close to anyone, always knowing when you'll lose them?)...

But, he eventually became the only person in my life I would take a bullet for- I MEAN WHAAAATATAT Pretend I didn't say that!! CUT THE CAMERAS-